Alex

Yeah, it'll be Pimm's o'clock

That's spot on like.

Despite Labour doing absolutely shite in the polls UKIP are doing slightly worse than they did at the last general election. So the notion they're going to do fasntastically well at the next election is baseless

He's just after bites, man.

What makes you think he's a clever political strategist who's also happy being in the limelight and (perhaps most importantly) charismatic enough to carry his message forward? It's none of the above for me. And I haven't got anything against him and agree with quite a lot of what he says but it's shades of Michael Foot for me in terms of the result.

The opinion polls don't seem to give him much hope now. Imagine what it'll be like come an election when the tabloids get stuck into him.

Man Utd fucked up when Rooney held them to ransom and they gave in over (I think) the last two contracts he's had. He's simply not worth anything like the salary he's on and no other top club would consider paying him anything like what he's on there.

It's bizarre how much they hate the likes of Dawn Thewliss Jeff Brown, for example, is a dyed in the wool mackem and when does anyone on here even mention him? Could anyone give a fuck? They're beyond paranoid about the 'magedia' and conspiracies to keep them and their 'city' down. Obviously not all of them but it applies to shitloads of them

In that scenario I would force feed him them

Got loads more contempt for people who buy these books if I'm being honest

Implying the deliverance of anything whilst having no power to deliver it is analogous with lying.

Well it's not really news, is it? Otherwise Moeen would never have been thrust into the role. They're taking Ansari too though so that's four spinners. Can't see Batty playing in the tests unless there's an injury but it's a long tour and he's probably going along for his experience too.

As far as I know there hasn't been any announcement about an England Lions tour for this winter but, if there is one, I'd expect Jennings to be involved.

Don't see the problem with picking horses for courses. He was the best spinner in county cricket last season.

Makes me laugh seeing utter chancers like Farage insisting Brexit should be delivered despite lying throughout the campaign about what he thought it should actually mean. Him and Boris and Gove and co should be strung up.

Be interesting to see how he copes with his place being under threat but you can't read too much into a single game. I wonder if Mourinho's finished.

That interview he did with Clive Woodward (as part of a series the latter did) was canny but he came out with a gem when he said if he'd worked with Stevie Black at the start of his career he'd have become England captain.

I have a bit of time for him, certainly compared to your average PL professional player but he's also delusional and arrogant. I bet he thinks the one decent season he had here makes up for all the shit he caused

Jolly good fellow

According to the Beeb he's 'deeply unpopular' in the changing room and will never play for Rangers again. Also being investigated as part of a betting probe now.

Ginger pubes everywhere

Aye, they did away with replays ages ago I think

Christ, what an image

Jesus.