Alex

Do you sit or stand?

He’s a bang average championship player. Ordinary is precisely what he does on a regular basis

It was some legal thing where you couldn’t win a cash prize based on something that had already occurred / someone could’ve potentially seen (and cheated to win). So they took the ball out then a panel of ex-players (like the pools panel) decided where they thought it should be When it was the ones in the Shoot Annual (see answers on page 52 or whatever) then presumably that rigmarole was not required

That was actually a very good finish that he made look very easy

Isn’t there literally hundreds of kids that’ve gone missing from the hotels they were staying in?

These One Nation cunts from the ‘left’ of the party are as bad as the loonies on the right iyam.

The dozy cunt probably likes to think she ‘tells it how it is’

Don’t worry, you jinxed it the second you said it might happen

There’s no middle ground for them. You either absolutely despise the Mags. Or you are one

I know we had Wilson and Barnes amongst the subs, so there were a couple of attacking options. But that was still a fucking shite bench for us today. If we get 6th I think Howe’s dove a fantastic job. I wouldn’t mind Villa beating Chelsea either. Just to give us that little bit breathing space. I think it’s better for us long term too if it’s Villa instead of Spurs with the latter having another season out of the CL

They’re spending the rest of the season concentrating on the Mags. And so are Sky

Full time Man Utd

He’s had another 4

Tbh I would’ve thought that sort of thing would be right up your street

I still have no idea why top class players put back passes directly on goal, mind. It’s fucking asking for trouble.

Did the two countries having different names not give him a clue?

Imagine what they’re like when the press aren’t there

That said, I need a shite.

Purely on gut feeling, I think he’ll stay another year. But I also think we’ll spend in excess of £200m on squad improvements this summer (and also have Tonali back) if he does go. PSG would be much better than seeing him line up against us in the league as well

If you’d set off back then you could’ve been on the moon by now. Makes you think

If you read the caption too you’ll see the link between the Tories and the Greater Manchester Police chief is dodgy as fuck: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6Jq3IjrM4f/ Also they apparently assigned TWELVE officers to the investigation. As Renton has previously said, if that’s all they’ve got, then they are absolutely fucked

What he lacks in height, he makes up for in radge

One of the best central defenders to have ever played the game. For Sunderland in the 60s

Aye, absolutely beautiful to see the wheels come flying off the Klopp farewell tour bus.