Alex

He took Monday off

Originally Sammy Lee I think.

The thought process. Not that it would even hold up to much scrutiny. Surprised Gemmill hasn't suggested telling her about the impending global environmental apocalypse and how it wouldn't be right to bring a kid into a world like that

Hughie Gallacher scoring the winner against Sunderland at SJP on the way to securing the league title

Staying above Arsenal is fuck all compared to playing with a chance to win the league though.

It's not that far-fetched. It makes perfect sense.

Perhaps not the full, unexpurgated story though

It was really depressing like. It was awful seeing her and the way she'd basically just given up and resigned herself to killing herself with drink.

Cunnilingus

If this is how you talk about the mother of your child...

I was already staying for an extra night, so I win.

Should've just put one in the poo and left the goo well alone

The sympathetic replies

I wondered what had happened to Zelda off Terrahawks.

It's almost exactly the same as the situation that saw us bring Shearer in who also got a canny wedge (not to mention his unpaid bonus if he'd managed to keep us up). We've been here before. I'd like to think there's a change in policy though, obviously. All that aside though, you were suggesting it was Charnley's doing. It clearly wasn't

Aye, basically. If Spurs draw they can only get to 78 points. Leicester would only need 3 points from their last 3. Think Chelsea will try and stop Spurs winning it too. Spurs have gone on a fantastic run but you'd think there's a slip up (even if they only draw a game) coming.

Bollocks. Benitez chose Newcastle, not the other way round.

Why though? More of the same shit iyam

Obviously some of the resorts aren't but Corfu is lush. Paxos/Anti-Paxos and Parga are worth day trips too if you get a bit bored just lying around the pool.

Mint

Same height anyway

One that stands out for me just for the sheer explosion of emotion in that moment is Rob Lee's equaliser v Chelsea at Wembley. The place went fucking mental