Alex

I drink therefore I am

I'm on the laptop's side

That was a euphemism though

Hipster rather than middle class, surely. I realise the former are all part of the latter but that doesn't work both ways.

That one in Longbenton estate is still the best. Had the Xmas lights up for about 10 years and they've been cattled for about 7 of them.

Why don't you just put a bit of cold water into your tea, Einstein?

I suspect it's more to do with all his lass's mates having one tbh.

Next to there but the streets just called Palmersville I think, i.e. the bit of the estate that fronts onto Great Lime Road. Love the house on the end with the Xmas lights up outside all year round. They had one of those big pop-up paddling pools in their front garden for about two months. Eventually it collapsed. So they replaced it with another, slightly smaller inflatable one. The latter is still there, partially deflated, half-full of rain water and sat in the middle of a perfect circle of dead grass (caused by the former one)

I was shocked it was only nine

At least 4

Looked decent before that cunt Boateng done him tbf

The absolute shite some of them talk about Newcastle fans, the club, etc. as well just to make them feel better about themselves. Beggars belief really.

Outdoing yourself today, CT :lol: Carry on

Fwiw, I loved you in The Magic Roundabout

Howay, if I may use an analogy, discussing politics with CT is akin to discussing football with CT.

Terrible

Taking his Henry's Cat act to a wider audience.

What did he think of the film?

We really need to reignite the Robert v Ginola argument

There have been comments about it being a sad day for Israel but the real tragedy is that the sad day had long since happened and all of his work has been undone. RIP

Just when I thought it was impossible for you to come across as more of cunt

John Beresford used to wear cowboy boots down the Quayside. A man not to be taken at his word.

I was saying to someone the other day that the talk of Russian war crimes in Syria isn't likely to cause much of a stir there given they shot that plane down

The description also reminds me of the bit of Palmersville I often go past when walking the dog, which I refer to as the Boulevard of Broken Toys

I'd have left it there