Alex

I went in the corporate bit a couple of times in the Mike Ashley years. There’s a lad I know works at Nissan and they have (or had) a prize draw for employees where you could win s table there and I got invited along when he’d won. To say the food was bog standard is bigging it up considerably. I think it worked out about £120 per head if you were paying for it. In the championship.

Nah, you need to prove your Sunderland til you’re even more dead than everyone else. Or something

Give poor people more debt 👍🏻

Aye. It’s not nice to see what’s happened to Carlos of course. But the club, the fans and their manager can all fuck off

That’s a grown man. Let that sink in

Important clarification at the end there

Is Touchel German for toucher?

Kinky

No Wonder Francewanker and the rest of the ERG love her. They must think she’ll be so easy to manipulate.

Absolutely buzzing. Has anyone seen him play?

On the plus side those wondering how long it would take to cruise past Man Utd May have already had that one answered

Might not be the end of the world if we’re struggling to break teams down. In terms of the owners getting the chequebook out

Beat me to it. Comedy gerld

Well it is Brighton.

Sounds horrific. Also sounds like it’s lucky no one else was killed

I’ve thought about this and I think 1, 2 and an infinite number can all be argued to be correct. I could be wrong mind

Fucking hell, ewerk

Surprised it wasn’t 52%

Loathed - hated, loathe - hate, loath - unwilling

Loath

Non-Pimm’s-drinking shithouse

About 70. He’s the other 7

Who can doubt the validity of a Wolf Data Systems press release? Certainly none of their 77 followers on Twitter

Hey Guys, webcam buck to an hour live sheem. At least I think that’s what he opened with

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