Dr Gloom

he's 6ft, his wife's fit keyes would definitely smash it shefki kuqi he's a giant, his touch's shit keyes would hang out of the back of it shefki kuqi

when he twists and he turns pardew opens his wife's beef curtains shefki kuqi with a twist and a dash pards is right up her gash shefki kuqi

he aint nuttin but a kuqi mama

the kuq, the kuq, the kuq is on fire

When he's out on the grass, pards cocks up his wifes arse, shefki kuqi

how about when there's nowt on the bench and pardew's scratching his head, shefki kuqi when your scraping the barrel and pining for andy carroll, shefki kuqi

when the ball hits the goal it's not shearer or cole it's the kuqi when the ball hits the net like a fucking rocket shefki kuqi

i'm optimistically (or perhaps naively) hoping he can go on to become a sibierski-like cult figure.

i can't run quick but i can get my napper on a long ball and do a silly celebration by launching myself through the air if i score. maybe i should try out for newcastle

despite the fact that he can be frustrating at times, we'd definitely miss guitierrez if he was sold, not least because ashley would replace him with some budget player who might or might not turn out to be adequate, or not replace him at all.

Did we fuck. Oh yeah, draw wasn't it. Was thinking of feyernoord.

Not many spurs fans that attend the match every week actually even live near the ground so a move out east would make a lot of sense for loads of reasons. The only people who will be happy about it are the nostalgic ones.

I actually agree with Danny there. We beat inter in the champions league a few years back too and look where we are now. If they slip back into mediocrity again without winning a significant title then this period will just be seen as another chapter in a long period of under achievement for spurs. Got to love stevie's wummery.

One of those daft seasons innit. We could still conceivably be relegated or end up in Europe. I wouldn't rule either out on what we've seen so far it's been that unpredictable. If only the owner had an ounce of common sense and ambition, it could have been an awesome return to the top.

The handful of nutjobs inhabiting the settlements and surrounding areas aren't the problem for world peace. They're just pawns. The illegal settlements are advanced by a nuclear superpower, and accepted by THE world superpower. No other country dares do anything about that....or could (as countless UN resolutions show). In those terms one side is much worse than the other. I actually don't think the settlers are quite as bad as islamist nut jobs that are willing to blow themselves up in an public places with the aim of killing as many Israeli citizens as possible but their actions are similar in that they want to provoke the extremists on the other side and prolong the conflict that most moderates on both sides have had enough of.

You'd have to laugh if you were a fan of a different club. Absolutely farcical.

very well done to that jordan kid. good quotes there with a positive spin on the matter that ashley and others will find hard to counter. unlike the aggressive stance the nust took, i reckon this more reasoned approach will be much better received and more likely to win support among fans. tbh, it could work out better in the long run as level 4 noise might spread to the rest of the ground better than it did up in the gods.

big game. i've given up with predictions for this season. a win would be a massive result against this lot

you're just a blatant wind up merchant aren't you? we'd be fucked without him - one of our best players and our only genuine left back.

good luck to you all getting this up and running. i have been sitting mostly in leazes level 7 right next to the singing corner the last few years when i've been to the match and it's always a good laugh. makes a nice change to the gallowgate which has got progressively quieter in recent seasons. leazes level 7 started out as an unofficial singing section so no reason why with a little organisation, the same crew can't all move to a different part of the ground. good luck! i'll be looking to get tickets in or around whichever section you end up for the two or three home matches i get to a season. don't let that fat twat win

solano did way more than barton has in a toon shirt. barton's only had half a good season so far. same goes for tiote. he's been class but there are other central midfielders who did it over a period of years.

his face doesn't fit. good for us given he's finally found his form.

wasn't andy cole's goals per game ratio the best of any of that group of strikers? he was different class for us. imagine picking a front two from a pool of shearer, pedro, cole and ferdinand. puts the state of our current forward options into perspective.

i honestly think we're better off playing the three we've already got and using the kids as back up.