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Luke?! (Wubble-UC) When did you have the surgery?!

Renton is answering all my medical questions. I'm not needed here any more. I'm LEAVING!! *flounces out*

Seriously?! Cos it was particularly shite

Are we in a full moon phase or something? Seems like all kinds of things have gone mental this week

You wouldn't know that you had stepped on one. They're teeny!

If it's any consolation, I've been kept largely in the dark too. I'm sure that'll be a big comfort to him! I have no idea what's been going on either, as i'm one of those rare people who has to actually work during the day at work and can't post on here all day. It's got nowt to do with anything posted on the board really. Lots of accusations and fallings out between some parties in real-life that have spilled over onto the board. It's only a message board. People should be free to post and have a bit of banter without real life getting in the way but sometimes I guess it's not that easy

If it was just for one day then aye, I'd give it a go just for the novelty value. Can't say I've ever wished I were a bloke like. Ewww....

Shall I talk about cats and berate Fish for sneaking a look at my chebs at any given opportunity? On a day when I am pissed off, the thought of Cats pringle jumpers has cheered me up a lil... Cheers Cheeky bassa! It's not even Pringle! It was from Gap

Shall I talk about cats and berate Fish for sneaking a look at my chebs at any given opportunity?

We're having tea and cake. Would you like some?

Oi! Keep all this pervy fleshlight talk out of my thread Just given the cats their worming tablets. Well- tried. Mildred and I are currently engaged in a stand-off whilst a half-chewed soggy pill is sat on the side of my laptop.....

Aaaaaaaaaand this one will be locked in 5.....4.....3......

Far too quick to apologise!! Laz! Stop watching porn and get out and meet some real women!

I've been here petal. Maybe not posting as much but just trying to get my life in order (and not necessarily succeeding) and plodding on... Funny how Craig and Radgina were posting about the divorce thing yesterday. I had the very first conversation with my ex-husband yesterday about getting a divorce. It's only been 2 1/2 years like (!) We had some property stuff to sort first which is now finally dealt with. Now doing some house-hunting of my own Other than that - I'm off to be haircutted and blonded this afternoon and going to Manc tomorrow (where is manc-mag btw?!) for a bit of a reunion with some very old mates who I have sorely neglected over the past few years. I'm going to try and rebuild my bridges! Then it's off to Holy Catholic Lourdes in a couple of weeks time to do my usual annual good deeds. So, aye - I'm doing okay thanks My very own thread an'all - I thought it was going to be for medical advice! My mother will be so proud

My working week is done.

Pink jarmies. Realy ought to get ready for work....

Gawd, it'll be a recipe for disaster when SLP reads this!

Blummin' sick puppies, you lot

Kinky You're very easily pleased

Theatre 'blues' - dark blue today Pink and white theatre shoes

Managed to knock over 3 cups of coffee in a row at work during the night. It's the goblins out to get me, I tells ya

Happy Birthday honey. I hope you have a lovely day

I know, I know but I don't like the words vacuum cleaner

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