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Planning on putting notes in the Star? 116575[/snapback] Pardon my ignorance, but the only Star I know of is that lovely daily tabloid that I wouldn't use to wipe my arse with! 116751[/snapback] That's the one he means, it's where themags found the note off that lass smoothy is meeting in Durham. 116849[/snapback] I have slightly more class than that. I prefer to pick up my men in The Times

Hang on, though. Supposing it is her, then why is it then right to re-post her pic? 116804[/snapback] Sounds like you've got something to hide tbh. 116806[/snapback] Believe me, I've got better things to do tomorrow than to travel to Durham to pick up Monopoly money.

Hang on, though. Supposing it is her, then why is it then right to re-post her pic?

I agree too. If this is spreading as fast as it would appear, then at some point someone is going to recognise her and it could all become very unpleasant. We don't even know if the lass in those pictures even knows about this thread or whether somebody more unscrupulous has sent them. Either way, she looks very young and we don't know who's hands the pics are getting into. Especially if they're that of her parents etc..

It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh?

*Bump* For our new members to introduce themselves! Dear New Members, Please ignore the slavver between peasepud and Toplass further up this page, and feel free to tell us a bit about yourselves. You're all very welcome providing you are house-trained, wash your own dishes, don't nick anything and don't spill any drinks on the floor! Cheers Cath.

Dear me, Jonathan. You need some new material!

My kind of cooking actually! No, not the Delia way..

Planning on putting notes in the Star? 116575[/snapback] Pardon my ignorance, but the only Star I know of is that lovely daily tabloid that I wouldn't use to wipe my arse with!

Aye just read that, Aye my sister is uses her camera for work. She has just bought a new belting one this 116249[/snapback] That looks fab. And sorry - I didn't see this thread til now but thanks I've been playing with my camera at work tonight and as boring as empty operating theatres are, it takes cracking pics. I definitely have an interest in learning more about photography and how to do it properly, so who knows - I may need a Nikon before too long!

where are you going - I may be out that way in May - with luck..................... 116268[/snapback] I'm going to be in Sydney from 28th April until the 12th May. Let me know if you'll be around and I will happily meet you for a drink

It's rabbish!!

How long before this makes the national news like the story of the erm... explicit e-mail sent to an entire address book instead of just one person?

I've only just got on the pooter and seen the score. What the fuck happened? I've just seen a headline that hails them as "Brilliant Boro!"

Is a Irie likkle place!!! (The Cheese hamlets the one just awa from the Clock Tower by the way, not been in since you dragged me in there though. Not my scene at all. Charv!) 116459[/snapback] I do believe that was the night you were wearing your gay pink shirt iirc There's a Cheese Hamlet on Heaton Moor road as well I think 116463[/snapback] Never mind that, which roundabout in Wythenshawe were you pissing on? I repeat, Charv! 116470[/snapback] The one near Civic

Is a Irie likkle place!!! (The Cheese hamlets the one just awa from the Clock Tower by the way, not been in since you dragged me in there though. Not my scene at all. Charv!) 116459[/snapback] I do believe that was the night you were wearing your gay pink shirt iirc There's a Cheese Hamlet on Heaton Moor road as well I think

Only somewhere like Didsbury would have a specialist cheese shop like. Too posh for their own good, I reckon.

I used to be a Medium. But then I started eating cream cakes and now I'm an Extra Large. Jokeeeeeeeng!!

Within the space of that post alone - you became old!! 115889[/snapback] Ha ha Old and experienced though! 115890[/snapback] And someone who possesses particularly bad taste! "C'mon Snakey. Let's be 'aaavin' yewwwwwwww. I can't hear yewwwwwwww....!!!" *shudders*

Ferkin hell. I didn't quite expect it this soon. It's teeeeny!!

Within the space of that post alone - you became old!!

LONDON (Reuters) - Police investigating the snatching of a six-year-old girl from her bath in northern England last year said on Thursday they had charged a 34-year man with kidnap, rape and indecent assault. Peter Ivor Voisey from the Blyth area, around 5 miles (8 km) north of the girl's North Tyneside home in Wallsend, will appear before magistrates on Friday. Voisey, also known as Smith, had been arrested on Tuesday. A 24-year-old woman from the North Tyneside area, arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, was released on police bail. The girl was found distressed but safe around 15 minutes after she was reported missing from her home on the evening of December 27. Northumbria Police said at the time her abductor had subjected the girl to a sexually motivated assault in his car. They believe the man took the girl from a ground floor bathroom after entering from the back of her house.

Doesn't Delia know latex is only designed for wearing everywhere but the hands 115867[/snapback] Bit of a bugger if you don't discover you have a latex allergy until that very time.... And I think Delia is far too straight-laced to have ever considered it to be used for anything except washing-up gloves!

Delia's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Woman's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for goodness sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway! Delia's Way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. The Real Woman's Way: Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. Delia's Way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. The Real Woman's Way: Tesco sells cakes. They even do decorated versions. Delia's Way: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice. The Real Woman's Way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." Delia's Way: Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. The Real Woman's Way: It could keep forever. Who the hell eats it?! Delia's Way: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. The Real Woman's Way: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in a glass of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont care! Delia's Way: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. The Real Woman's Way: That's why I have a man. Delia's Way: Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. The Real Woman's Way: Leftover wine???? Are you mental?!?!

Scott's favourite I believe....