catmag

When I was a kid it was traditional to do a big family outing on a bank holiday with my grandparents, aunties, uncles and cousins etc. We'd just all drive somewhere and the only criteria it needed to meet was that there was a field so we could play rounders. I have a recollection of the picnic always consisting of egg and tomato sarnies and Kia-Ora juice too. Nowadays if I'm not working then it's just another day off really.

The Trent is here (red splodge)

I think I've said this before on the other board, but any bloke who uses a cheesy chat-up line on me instantly loses any chance of things going any further.

Don't walk over 3 consecutive drains on the pavement - it's bad luck. I've got loads actually, and it's embarrassing so I'll stop there...

I've told you before, I've got too much pride to pay for it! .........oh go on then...how much for a bed bath? 17226[/snapback] SLP has said he'll take on all my private work this weekend so you'll have to see what he's charging for a bedbath

Cath's gonna neuter you with a rusty spoon for that y'know. 17188[/snapback] Cath's lovely, but she'd be the first to admit she's let herself go a bit. 17198[/snapback] Not even a wink on the end of that. 17206[/snapback] Howay yer daft bint! you knar I'm just taking the piss! 17220[/snapback] Yeah, but I'm GREAT at guilt trips

All the best Mags. Hope everything goes smoothly and that all is well

Cath's gonna neuter you with a rusty spoon for that y'know. 17188[/snapback] Cath's lovely, but she'd be the first to admit she's let herself go a bit. 17198[/snapback] Not even a wink on the end of that.

1pm is fine with me like. Thought you would all whinge if I suggested it that early. Sammy - bring the cash this time!!

Upstairs in the Trent from 2 then?

Tudor crisps were the best. Specially the pickled onion flavour.

Any suggestions for alternative venues?

As a result of eating 10 doughnuts?

Oi, how did you know I was a cheapskate, was it the mention of the labour club that gave the game away Thanks Cath. 16747[/snapback] I was just covering all eventualities.

Excluding my Tesco shopping mine were... 1. A 'Congratulations on the Birth of your New Baby' card for one of my friends in Manchester 2. A newspaper 3. A packet of Extra chewing gum All of the above purchased at the newsagents on my walk home from work earlier...

I imagine it'll be on absolutely everywhere in town. If you want somewhere that's away from the stadium and less likely to be heaving with loony locals then somewhere like the Centurion at the Central Station might be your best bet (albeit pricey for the beer). It'll be on at the Union Rooms too which is very cheap indeed.

Now you've threatened to do this before and haven't turned up! Get yourself along Should be a good turn-out for this weekend actually. Hopefully the craic will be better than the footy...

You see, this is what worries me. It's all well and good people saying they hope we lose our next few matches so that Souness will be sacked, but with that fuckwit of a Chairman at the helm dragging himself in front of the media with even more fairytales we'll end up even further in the shit. We're going to become even more of a laughing stock and known as the club who couldn't even hold onto a shite manager! Who the hell would want to come and manage/play for us at the moment anyway with FS taking us all for idiots? And Isegrim - I don't think FS will ever, ever admit he's made a mistake. His over-inflated ego is too great for that.

That's just not right in the head.

Same thing. 16508[/snapback] Yeah, I tend to say "Oh God" when I see you actually I knew you two were shagging. 16631[/snapback] I'd tell you to speak to my lawyer, but the only lawyer I know is Sammy....

Same thing. 16508[/snapback] Yeah, I tend to say "Oh God " when I see you actually Mwah

You might be taken more seriously by Mr Shepherd if you actually spell his name correctly.........

Here's a reaction from a lady (yes, I am one before any funny fecker starts!!) Personally I prefer to not take a dump at work. I prefer the comfort of my own bathroom. Last week at work one of the cleaners discovered that someone had been shitting in the waste bin in the ladies changing room toilet. The waste bin was to the side of the toilet so we were all pretty disgusted and baffled as to why it was the case. The culprit has not been found and signs have had to be put up in the loo asking that people only put unsoiled waste paper in the waste bins. How ridiculous is that?

Beetroot. Yum.

Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top?