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Do primary schools still use shiny tracing paper in the bogs instead of the proper stuff?

First rule of parenting: Never take your eyes off the bairn when there's a fucking great big lion around. Loved the cat trying to drag the ducklings back into the litter..

I think it's my new favourite programme ever.

Animal Odd Couples on BBC1 now. Just put it on and watch!

http://elitedaily.com/humor/theres-instagram-account-posts-pictures-disgusting-food-awesome/ Looks familiar

Also a disappointing contribution to Wham! The Final double LP (1986)

The pair of you need to get a life!

Harsh

No accounting for taste

What in god's name is that?!

Now come on! If you're going to post Wham! songs then don't take the piss. That's rubbish

I'm up for that! (It's better than this fucking match)

Tetley for me. I LOVE a cup of tea. Get up and make a cuppa as soon as I wake in the morning and take it back to bed, and make one as soon as I get home from work in the morning. Only ever drink coffee at work though cos I think I associate drinking tea with relaxing and that's never the case at work. Strong, one sweetener and just a drop of milk if anyone is making

"Mr Steer is clevererer than that Stephen Hawkings blerk y'knoh! :o" I've got a soft spot for Mr Mitchell myself so was rather chuffed to find they're doing a Christmas special

Have you watched any of the other episodes? The whole series was absolutely class, but none of them beat that last episode. Have a look at this.. http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/latest-news/top-stories/video-educating-yorkshire-star-mushy-gets-oscar-for-beating-stammer-1-6242519

Oh god, I've heard about this. Aren't you having a night in Amsterdam as well?

Ah, that's lush - nowhere like it in the world. Congratulations to her

herswish gezundheit etc! Xx

http://sobadsogood.com/2013/11/13/alexa-meade-this-artist-paints-the-human-body-in-ways-you-cannot-imagine/

http://www.denofgeek.com/other/28208/the-city-turning-itself-into-gotham-for-a-5-year-old This is brilliant

Best night ever at Adam Hills. Laughter certainly is the best medicine

I know every word of that rap. But then I am a girl and it's a Wham! song

A two-night week for me this week (Fri & Sat) then a week off next week with a posh do at the end of it. Don't do dressy-up do's very well but even I'm going to make an effort for this one and have a frock and everything! Off to see Adam Hills at the Tyne theatre tomorrow night so things are all good Oh, and my friend has just asked me to be godmother to her son who is being baptised in January so I'm feeling very honoured. Haven't ever been a godmother before

You'd never cope without us.

What the fuck are you lot wittering about?!