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My dad was born on Ashgrove Avenue Stanhope Road representin' for me though

Terrifying but brilliant

Anyone seen Planes yet?

If you eat from a Chinese banquet whilst you're already feeling queasy then you get everything you deserve. There's no remedy!

Talk about being wracked with guilt when for the first time ever your 4-year-old shouts downstairs "Mammy are Newcastle winning yet??" What kind of life am I setting him up for?

That was a great year

Thank God it's back. Normal service is resumed...

Now THAT'S a barbecue!

Direct her towards the website when there's a sale on. Got a £250 bag for £70

Instead of kettle bells go bowling

If they're in a pram or buggy you go for long walks. If they walk you go for walks/take them to a field and play football/have races on the beach/have dancing competitions in your front room/leave them with grandma or daddy for an hour while you do something active/go on the way home from work/do something while they're at school or nursery.

Well as he modestly stated before - its a luxury he can afford! And I've no problem in admitting that I've never bought a full-price Radley bag anyway. They're a luxury I can't afford unless they're in the sale.

Awful news.

Egg on toast 2 nights in a row. Must get a life at some point...

Of! Not off!

Might do. Might get some time off work if so.

38 years old and I have to have the MMR vaccine tomorrow morning or I'm not allowed to work with patients. Which is kind of compulsory in my job. Lush.

12hr dayshift in which they're still trying to kill me off. Just home. Egg on toast it is.

@ Stevie - who posted this only yesterday on Twitter.. Leazeslad ‏@leazeslad12 Aug Favourite this tweet if you don't give a fuck that we won the Ashes. I don't and that's me being honest.

Love fish pie. Have got various fish and seafood in the freezer so I'll definitely give that a go.

3 times?! Just Good Morning Vietnam then..

Do you mean that you just put the plug on it?

Yeah it sometimes gets worse before it gets better. Hope the standard of care was acceptable