MMXXVIII

Gan on.

Never thought I'd say this but I should have been an MP. The pair of them would need a toffee hammer to wash the sheets when I was done.

Stay up and top 4 is achievable with the signings I assume they'll make in the summer. That Man United team currently in 4th is wank.

Think someone's had Ket for breakfast. Got any left?

After you, Bamber.

😅 But first the weather with Sylvester Stewart.

Ha. Jeff Stelling should get the chives out whenever he talks about us.

Merson is shape-shifting into a brain-damaged Kray.

I'm up for a lot of things. Other men's wives is a particular favourite.

I'm into swinging ATM and started learning Spanish in 2017. You manifest your own reality.

Ahhhh.

The stretched twig of peace is at melting point.

With competence around him he'll be unreal. A lot of my anger towards him is due to us being shit in the other positions and him not acknowledging this. You can't just cough the ball up when you have the likes of Ciaran Clark to win it back.

Aye I avoid his videos now cos I don't want that sympathy in my life.

The players should take two knees in honour of the cat.

A canny lad who was bucking Gerrard's missus. Allegedly.

Howay, what happened?

Basically he's French.

Only to spackers.

Aye. Soz. Still working this internet out.

Pancake hovering about in a miniskirt fashioned from a bin liner sorts it.

We should pay whatever it takes for Pancake to meet Steeeeevie G at the Milburn steps.

I've grown to really like Sinclair. He doesn't articulate his thoughts very well, but he's a smart lad.

The theory is exciting but I'll wait for real life to unfold. Too many dynamics for a human brain to assess.