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stands to reason tbh.

Into PC World for a few lap(top) dances while he's at it.

You've only just found out you've been lied to all this time. You're clearly looking for some cheap ISP to help you get over it but you have to ask yourself is that really going to help? It's clear you're on the rebound here mate but sometimes it's just best to wait a while.

What a shit kit btw.

This thread wants shot with shit.

Nobody told me you'd feel so good Nobody said you'd be so beautiful Nobody warned me about your smile You're the light, you're the light When I close my eyes I'm colour blind

Good film that. Love his hairdo in the flashbacks an all.

:icon_lol: Fucking quality.

Pelvic floor no doubt.

I've probably already licked it in another thread.

Wacky wants shot with shit for not checking out the provenance of this story. It's worse than Dr David Kelly and WMD tbh.

No need for the address, your lass got her xmas wish list in months ago.

Still beats knocking about with lawyers like Renton, the loser.

I'm fucking serious as owt. Well ones got one that only works in certain machines and thats it. The other one's lucky not to be in a fucking debtors prison. Proper Harry Ramps tbh and who ends up carrying the can? That's what happens when you form lifelong friendships working at Burger King.

What a dweeb.

Though if she's got any sense she won't be blowing him off either.

How much is it? A couple of wor mates are on at us to get it in as neither have got fucking debit cards or owt. I'm adopting a monkey for xmas for one of the bastards girlfriends on my debit card too if you can believe that.

I never said she was.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

I bet that plays havoc when you're on AA routeplanner like.

Every year eh? You've only been a member since March 06 so that's 1 xmas you've experienced!! FFS Tom's been around since the dawn of the internet, man. Well his profile says he only joined in March 06. God how cliquey!! You don't get admin status in less than two years...no matter how many times you blow peasepud off. Just ask ellie.

Who honestly gives a fuck? It's the first time I've seen it so go and get fucked

Their own? No. Gang rape. That ones off the Victoria Wood Christmas DVD if anyone's interested. Thats not bad for her, shame on you though for getting the dvd tho. It doesn't suprise me in the slightest judging by some of the shite jokes he's been cracking on here over the last few months. Fuck off man. How do you pull a fat lass? Piece of cake!