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He's after fun is he? Ant and Dec's odds for next manager must have just lengthened then.

Working babe how you doin? wtf are you talking bout bird watchers for ??? lol I get millions of different types out my front garden and wondered if it was a good thing or if they could be seen from any window? No. I've had a look out of my bedroom window and I definitely can't see your front garden. How do you know????? I had the blinds shut. And very nice they are. I've got my eye on you, dickhead!

yeah but no but

double rawr ...... Triple? I could go on for a while where Speedo is concerned. Heres more for you then: Quadruple rawr? Fill yer boots!

Many Happy Returns Dr Strangelove (as his g/f calls him).

Working babe how you doin? wtf are you talking bout bird watchers for ??? lol I get millions of different types out my front garden and wondered if it was a good thing or if they could be seen from any window? No. I've had a look out of my bedroom window and I definitely can't see your front garden. How do you know????? I had the blinds shut.

Working babe how you doin? wtf are you talking bout bird watchers for ??? lol I get millions of different types out my front garden and wondered if it was a good thing or if they could be seen from any window? No. I've had a look out of my bedroom window and I definitely can't see your front garden.

He's got that in his favour then at least.

Old Trafford probably wouldn't have been his choice if he wanted to enjoy it, tbf. It wasn't an actual transcript for the record.

eeeeeh the grubby little cockney moles!

Darling I've just paid off all of Newcastle's debts...hahaha this is fucking brilliant fun. Do you fancy a trip to Old Trafford to celebrate, it's bound to be a chortle!

Standards are slipping Unlike your ava, Jill. That surely must be the longest serving ava on the board? Just got a new laptop and got nowt on it so had to raid the webspace for an avatar. Thought an old classic couldn't go far wrong.. It's so old it's from before he got any hairs on his chest!

You wait all day for a Messiah and two come along at once

Jesus those journeys must just fly by for your passengers!

Standards are slipping Unlike your ava, Jill. That surely must be the longest serving ava on the board?

I fucking despair.

Where the fuck is the 'Shearer and Keegan out' thread?

No but we've spent enough to warrant some sort of return of silverware if pounds shillings and pence was the only factor involved.

Basically I'll just refer you back to what I said because I stand by it.

Come on have you heard the mongs on here they will never understand that Aye. Fucking plebs wot they are.

Honest as the day is long (in the middle of January).

Comedy double act.

Sounds worse than Magnet and Steel tbh.

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Spongebob toonpants out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again

Well that wouldn't be Keegan. Yes and I don't want him.