manc-mag

I cry myself to sleep most nights.

Ran off with a black man tbh.

No exculpatory statements allowed.

The only way we'll see Gemmill again is if we have a Toontastic three legged race and he turns up fucking shackled tbh. I'll enter on my own and win at a canter btw.

Sunlun and North Wales. A truly hideous combination with commensurate results.

Vermin who walk round with their hands down the front of their kecks. Want them chopped off Saudi style

Aye Happy Birthday to you in your shitty sick bed!

anyway, it's not a blazer Also, manc-mag gets extra points for that photo You know what, you want to stop texting me (in your blazer) when I'm drunk! One year on and it's Strada 'Photogate' all over again. I'm complete scum tbh!

The Fish is the funniest poster and he has the blazer to prove it.

Can't really argue with that!

Have you got Downs Syndrome? M.E. according to the diagram. Knowing M.E. Knowing You..... Youth hosteling with Chris Eubank

Taped it, worth watching? Smoking Aces - disgraceful, made my gums bleed. Like a bad batch of smack Taped what? Your nipples? Probably wise given the review.

Have you got Downs Syndrome? M.E. according to the diagram.

LEEDS COPS HUNT TEN PIN PERVERT! West Yorkshire Police are studying CCTV footage taken from the Headingley Laser Bowl today after horrified onlookers reported they had noticed a balding single man, performing a lewd act on his 10 pin bowling ball. The mystery pervert (26) is said to have perched the ball on top of the KIDDIES bowling ramp and screamed the name 'Chloe' before being interrupted.

How can you talk about your sisters in a thread like this?

Fuckin hell you've lost some weight, mind! etc etc

She's doing the kicking unfortunately. Fish has blatantly tried it on with her looking for xmas fingers and tops and sent her back into his arms.

You'd better be watching that Maradona warm up while you're at it! It was what originally triggered the memory and got me to download it as it happens.

Austria's greatest export since Hitler. Pioneering Europop tbh. Has put me in the mood for a bit of Baltimora (RIP)

harsh but

Opus - Live is life. Fucking 'ave it tbh!

Anyone putting their hands down the bog to wipe might aswell just dunk them all the way down to the poo soup at the bottom tbh. Imagine the airborne shit particles floating about. Animals.

Look at pearce's shorts man. By 96 shorts were long again, but he's still managed to get those up round his arse.

The number of you grim bastards that don't even bother standing to wipe is a real brown eye opener tbh.

Standers taking a right slating in this thread and wrongly so. Sitters are basically evolutionary stragglers from when we used to crouch down and bury our own shit tbh and that is scientific FACT! Theres no doubt the standers have the moral high ground so it's time to show it by not 'rising' to it any more. Time to turn the other cheek tbh.