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Renton is like the Lidl's own brand Gordon Ramsay tbh.

She must seriously like it up the arse then.

*grabs straight jacket* "This way, please." -> http://www.newcastle-online.com/

Cretinous. Worst of all it's blatantly Yanks on the adverts pretending to be the fans. PS they're only marginally worse than a lot of the stuff for sale in the club shop. Some of the framed photos in particular! Who buys that shite? Some of them are over a hundred quid!

photoshopped tbh

So what actually are they? Just some sort of a poster?

I was only joking, anyway I thought shitting and pissing yourself was pretty much the norm round here Not without exception. Matt's evolved to the stage where he does both on a rancid floorboard.

It says you 'literally' wet yourself. Perturbed you'd want to publicise that further.

Luke, man! 6 pages! *cringe*

I whinge because time passes slowly. I'm generally in a good mood on a Friday though and I light up your lives on this place. You're like a fat Eeyore today. With Gordon Ramsay's face. A.A.Milne is turning in his grave, not even Eeyore is as much a grouch as Renton today. I've seen statues with more joi de vivre Gargoyles, even! Thems the buggers I had the word Gorgon running about my head and couldn't shake it... clearly was thinking of Gargoyles though. wonder why I had Gorgons in my head..... Gorgon Ramsey

I was paying homage to our Southern friends and no matter how many times you refer to the "Kevin and Perry " photos I can assure you there is no touch of ging in me Mongface ???? http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...=5941&st=40 I'd forgotten how spazzy those photos were. Blatant touch of the ging as well btw. More so than me anyway. Hells teeth!

This thread is going to have Sima all over it shortly. "And rightly so."

Don't worry, Judge Lennon has already sanctioned the transaction. He's bomb-proof.

Jesus wept. Youre not getting any more free legal advice from me on here this week, but I'll simply say this: 'unjust enrichment'. The next time you hear those words will probably be at the police station.

Shepherd in!

Can't believe the well wishing continues even after he says he couldn't care less. Unbelievable.

... didn't you just suggest it? PM received.

Begging to be deleted tbh. You can imagine the mod-bound PM's leaving Gemmill's account though if anyone dared suggest it.

Fingers crossed. And not in anticipation of a new Keegan/Hall-spend-a-maniac era either. Just in the sincere hope that the club will actually be professionally run. Not too much to ask.

She is also a rip off of a fast show chatracter. You've mentioned that before (the Caroline Aherne school girl), although she isn't that similar imo. I'm not a massive fan of little Little Britain but I think Matt Lucas is the funnier of the two. I thought Vicky Pollard perfectly captured the all-pervasive charva in society though. Marjorie Daws has her moments too. Actually I think I dislike it so much I look for reasons to slag it off. I think we all do that a bit once we decided we don't like something mate. Shut it you dick.

In was at my work Christmas party tonight, and this lass I've worked with for years, out of the blue, says I remind her of Gordon Ramsey! How wierd is life? Never before, now twice in one day (never mentioned before), even stranger than the afore-mentioned Mark Renton comment. Fuck off the lot of you, I look nowt like that sell-out, creased face, jock bastid! -> ........tbh

Alex blatantly trying to account for all the 'ethnics' whereabouts there. Paranoid.

True story. A friend of mine went with a prostitute in Amsterdam. They hit it off so well, that he shacked up with her for a while as boyfriend/girlfriend. (and before anyone has any stupid ideas, they did not entertain strangers as a couple for fun) In all honesty, that didnt even occur to me. You have got one warped mind.

I can't believe anyone even took the trouble to 'visualise' that gag tbh.

We were just lampooning the time when Gemmill made a plum of himself, mate. Werent having a dig at you. Although your prediction was shite. Made a plum of myself? I fucking laced that kid tbh. Have you seen him back on here since? He's still crying. I'd like to see you lace him on one of his Pakistan boards tbh as I don't think your Urdu is up to it. Why dont you have a go at Baggio? He's not actually black but he was once wrongly accused of claiming that he was black on this very board.