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As did your date no doubt.

Good stuff marra! I've always believed she warranted a second chance if only on account of her foam party photographs!

Theres a bar burrito in the centre of Manc which is canny. Better than all this Chiquito shit. It actually does canny falafel an all. I'd like to see more of that tbh. Had it in Barca all the time as a kebab. Excellent pissed up food-soaks it all up nicely and guilt free too as it's veggie as opposed to a dirty donner.

Photoshopped tbh. I reckon him and Gemmill go to the same barbers mind.

Yashin was class although I saw little of him as he was just "before my time" There were plenty decent keepers around, you never or rarely see the saves on old footage as it's always the goals that are seen. It's a bit like Robinsons "air-kick" the other week for England, watch a clip of that or Tim Flowers over the shoulder bounce disster or Shays putting the ball down inciodent and they're a crap keepers, but we know they weren't/aren't. Thats a fair point, but the incidence of poor goalkeeping on footage of olde world goals is still alarmingly high and much higher than you see nowadays. Plus as I say, they didnt even wear gloves-it's horrendous trying to stop a ball with your hands in a match without gloves

I hate to point out the obvious but can anyone imagine the state of the growler on her?

Goalies didnt even wear gloves til the seventies. There really isnt any room for an argument tbh.

Fantastic bit of boxing entertainment though. I remember watching it with my dad and the last round was painful, Bruno was totally fucked to the point he was having difficulty standing and McCall was punching the shit out of him. I bet the entire nation was sitting there screaming 'HANG ON FRANK YOU FUCKER!' People's champ tbh. Aye it was quality. I never got to see the fight before I knew the result, so I knew he would hang on, but I know what you mean about that last round. He was completely dead on his feet. The confetti and all the lights and that at the end was hilarious. McCall was crying on his way into the ring IIRC. The fucking drip.

You into lasses with sideburns, like? Aye Fair enough.

You into lasses with sideburns, like?

I think you should have a house party Cath. Maybe I already am and just didn't invite you pwned tbh

Paddy in the shower. Paddy making boiled egg and soldiers. Paddy fixing the leaky sink. Paddy taking the dog for a walk. Paddy slitting a mans throat from ear-to-ear.

Suffering diarrhoea? Is he having a laugh? Shit himself maybe but diarrhoea?

I still havent read the article tbh.

Whats he doing in a wheelchair? Milking it tbh. Having said that his days as a Mick Channon impersonator are over like.

Still better than Gilchrist tbh.

It's 'advocacy' or 'advocating' by the way. jftr.

"That be cryptic talk, landlubber" I just received a text off him which reads: 'OMG Keel-haul th prik !!!11' whatever that may mean, me hearties

Hasn't it got a sliding roof? Not as such. There are two slidey (how do you spell slidey?) bits at each end, but the roof over the lower tier of each main stand appears inadequate. Expect to see fans in plastic 'Wembley' ponchos when it's pissing down. $$$ker-ching!$$$

"That be cryptic talk, landlubber"

Very hash, especially considering how Hollywood has romantisised it recently Walk the plank tbh.

If you had to dream up pretty much the worst lead-in to your name ever, you couldn't do much worse than "Denver rent-boy". Anyone else hearing that as the popular refrain "Chelsea rent-boy(s)"

How did the jury manage to completely disregard that though? He then lied about owning the shoes that had left prints at the scene only for them to produce photos of him wearing them. He then claimed the photo had been doctored only for an alternative source to produce similar photos. "If it doesn't fit you must acquit!" tbh. In the context of alleged police misconduct (corruption if true) and against the backdrop of Rodney King. Politics at the end of the day. The law is very definitely an ass.

Freddy Shepherd: "£10 million" Willie McKay(played by Eric Idle): "No, no, no....you're supposed to haggle"

"If I owned them gloves I'd hold my hands up!" *raises hands in pair of Aris Isotoner gloves*