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Looser?

That lass on the fruit and veg stall blew you out then? A couple of months on the beans and pulses-I reckon it was him blowing her out!

Are you havin a laugh? Is he havin a laugh? I'd rather design my own gareish trainers tbh.

The quango (I love that word) is a non-starter I'm afraid. Due to N.O.G. cut-backs, our staffing has been 'down-sized' leaving only yours truly to investigate all applications. As it is now only me handling these, my 'IN' tray now measures a foot-and-a-half of application forms (though having a quick scan of them, some seem that they will be automatic rejection due to extremely shoddy grammar and spelling ) which will take some time to process. I think you should buy mancy a compass before he can start investigating on which side of the river Tyne people were born... I've been lambasted for that comment on here but it has to be understood in it's true context, which was an existentialist conversation with friends over a few drinks. 'Who are we' 'where the fuck are we'?.....etc etc.

I can't be certain but I'm pretty sure I've never seen a gay work in a chippy tbh. Not a Danny La Rue type gay anyway. They all seem to work in clothes shops in town.

Gemmill's not after the blacks. It's the Asians that give him the red mist. Gemmill's best mate is black. That wasn't a comment that (by implication) Gemmill's best mate is gay by the way, as it's well known that black people are not gay.

I think we need to set up a 'dubious-Geordie panel' tbh. The claims on here are getting more and more spurious by the day. It's getting worse than the way half of the world's population claims to be Irish. Speaking of which Oba is the biggest freak by far-he's bona fide Irish and is trotting around France with a plastic stotty cake, asking for a shamrock in the top of his Newcastle Brown.

The gays tend to smell quite fragrant tbh. Thats wasn't a comment on the blacks by implication btw.

I've been having a think about this quote, and I don't think he's fully thought it through. What if someone cuts off his legs, for example? Never mind that, only two columns later:

I wouldnt. She's got nee hips man, which is criminal for a lass. Her legs just gan straight down like a blokes. Amazingly, Angelina Jolie would end up 'talking to the hand' too for the same reason. You've got to have standards, and I'd tell her that to her FACE.

Which is his 'other' pipe, like?

Gemmill will be in the air in 20 minutes time. It really makes your mind boggle at the miracle of flight.

Haddaway an' gerra life Mr. Snakehips, as Descartes once wrote "I think, therefore I am" which roughly translated means that anyone who believes they are a Geordie then by George they are no matter who they are or where they're from, so how do you determine who is a 'Non-Geordie' "I think, therefore I am" actually... but I agree with what you're saying. If this is a Geordies only place then they should have some confirmation methods to make sure of that. Actually you're right and I have corrected my choice of the word 'believe', I did it on purpose thinking it would take less thought and those who weren't familiar with Descartes wouldn't know anyway. Who's this Descartes liyke? Doesnt sound like a Geordie to me. re non-Geordies-send the buggers back tbh.

Can anyone imagine the air rage on Gemmill later when the stewardess gives him one of those diddy in flight meals?

"Overrated!"

"....that he loved Beethoven, the Beatles and me" tbh. By the way it's 'Der Bomber' isnt it? Not The Bomb! Are you trying to be 'down with the kids'?

Wacky's Nandos testimonial on page 1 bears out your 'containment' theory nicely for me.

This thread is turning into a bit social commentary tbh. Gastro pubs-catering for the more discerning members who seem to be clear about the things that matter-ie the food, without needing the pretence of a restaurant setting. Lloyds pubs-catering for the £3.99 burgers and packet mash brigade-Those who are just about how much you get on your plate regardless of the quality as they'll generally be eating the stuff while staff are administering the heimlich manouvre-aka Gemmill.

I have to agree with resident faggot Renton on this one. Gastro pubs are hard to beat (and even harder to find). One in Mcr closed down recently 'The Bridge' and its a big loss. Yeah the food was a bit dearer but proportionately it was still cheaper than a restaurant, while also being a considerably better standard than many. The big attraction for me though wasn't the price etc but the fact you could have a proper pint or two with your meal-lock and load!

*cringes*

hip hop shola? But he's more hockey pokey than hip op! hokey cokey. hokey pokey is yank. I should snap your didgeridoo and ram it up your arse. Sideways.

More ethnic bashing from Scott. It's the abo's on the end of it this time.

hip hop shola?

Aye, divide and conquer tbh.