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Wouldnt that mean she was thirsty though? I think she meant spitting blood. A bit presumptious on my part of course as I'm investing her with my intellgence there, which would clearly be absurd. In fact on mature refelection I'm inclined to believe she actually meant spitting bricks. Jesus wept.

I am willing to bet big money that Renton is no tripod tbh.

What mannerof granny has put £6k away with them? PS on a separate level, this shows up christmas for the commercial shit-fest that it is tbh. I'll be sound as long as I get lashed. Couldnt give a shiney shite what presents I get.

The City of London (meaning that financial bit in the centre with its own polis force) was completely dead on Sunday. Was like a scene out of 28 Days Later. Mind you everywhere was dead all the way back to Euston. Odd. Shit capital city tbf.

I remember when this lad burst onto the TT scene threatening to chin everyone. Sadly later to be exposed as a silver spooner who'd enjoyed flower arranging classes with Meenzer ! Joke! Happy Birthday marra!

Bet he's not from round here like Photoshopped tbh. Head clearly cropped so as not to send the females into FRENZY! Wheely suitcase probably full of hetero-woman-pleasing SEX TOYS! PS CERNTS!

Off up to the Quayside to the Crown Court with my job today. Times like this I wish I still worked at Burger King tbh. Minging O' Clock.

Double helpings of hell for you. They're the right ones according to SouthPark. Thats the mormons. "The correct answer was the mormons" Theres a JH assembly hall near me actually which is attended by some frustratingly attractive young female parishoners.

......erm......okay I spose thats a fair excuse. As excuses go. Jeeeeesus! Only women have the knack of making me feel that bad!

If the bairn had had Yoda ears on at the time it would have been side splitting though. No, not really. Is it not obvious that no one finds the act of violence or injury funny. Its the thought of accidently throwing a baby in an arguement. How stupid must the women that did it be type funny. To me it just sums up how stupid women are in arguments, some of the things that I and my friends have had thrown at me/them by a women in an arguement provides hours of entertainment in the pub. Cath's been shown up for the HYPOCRITE that she is here. Pithy My pithy observation above had her COWERING as she cast her mind back to the 'bad taste joke thread' where she arguing the EXACT OPPOSITE of the line she's taken here, having come under fire for laughing about a suicide bomber joke. contact (manc-)mag Cath has since CONTACTED me separately and has said that she feels her position is now untenible and that she will offer to RESIGN her membership of the forum. dogs dinner It's the lastest in a STRING of high profile faux pass by the Gateshead nurse, who last week angered board members by posting during a work shift bragging how many different TAKE-AWAYS she and fellow employees were eating at the taxpayers expense. dogs bath In the meantime a small contingent of posters have said that they would be prepared to overlook this lastest act of HYPOCRISY if they were to receive a public apology from her for her inveterate double standards. If this is not forthcoming it looks like it's going to be an EARLY BATH for Nurse Lennon.

In danger of turning into another 'bad taste joke thread' debate this.....

Peep show is class like, tbf.

So whats an autonym?

Jesus' wept!

When was his testamonial? Did he not play in it like?

Yes but I would imagine the risk talked about would have been to his foot injury recurring, not of a completely new career threatening injury. Owen has always been prone to injury problems but these have usually been confined to his hamstrings that keep him out for a few weeks here and there. We've been ridculously unlucky even for us for him to have his first two major injuries, both in his first season and within six months of each other. We all have a pop at Fred but he's right about this one. We get him fit after a major injury for England, at the expense of playing him for us, and he comes back crocked. The FA owe us bigtime. I disagree with that tbh. On reflection, I think you have to say that you buy an international player so you know he's going to play internationals which carry the risk of injury. We got him fit, but we didnt get him fit for England, we got him fit for us, but there just happened to be a major international tournament in the interim, which he wanted to play in. I think players are always at their most vulnerable coming back from an injury full stop and we knew this. I think I'm right in thinking that the agreement with the FA re paying a percentage of players wages in the event of injury was in place in advance of the tournament. If we werent happy with that then I think we should have been re-negotiating the agreement in Owen's case or pulling him out completely. We do it after the event and we make ourselves a test case for this sort of thing. I'm not surprised Dein backs our action as he's probably perfectly happy for us to potentially piss a lot of money up the wall in legal costs to set a precedent that might be beneficial to all but at no cost to him.

Nice of Gemmill to pose for that one an all.

How do you find breathing with the gimp mask on, Captain Crotchless? That gimp mask has been a real boon. I wear it cycling and swimming now as resistance is cut considerably.

Went into Ann Summers recently (with the missus I might add, not on me tod!) and the stuff in there is 90% tat. It's like a joke shop tbf. Hardly anything sexy in there. And the porn (which I'm led to believe is sposed to cater for the ladies tastes?) was rancid. 'British Dogging' was one of the inducing titles on offer. Not today, thank you.

Still more use than Peasepud I'd imagine.

Oh well I knew Douggie was a saint. odd how a bit of factual info has killed off this thread ..... Here's a factual bit of info for ya.... The club is in a worse state now than it was when Fat Fred first became Chairman. but in a better state than every other chairman we have had for over 50 years other than Sir JOhn....which has been my point from day 1 .... Plus...see my points about SJH being lucky ref Keegan. When you say "better off" do you mean on the field - meaning that nobody has been as good as Keegan which I agree with, or do you mean as a business - which is the job of the board but are ignoring the fact that they have increased the capacity of the stadium and built a new state of the art training complex ? Which are both improvements - huge improvements - in that side of running the club ? yes yes yes.....but.....compared to his immediate predecessor....(ie the state he inherited the club in, which has nowt to do with how the club was 50 years ago) he's taken the club backwards. Do you think he sits in his office checking the league tables from 1956 and grinning because we drew with Everton but in the same week in 1956 we got turned over away at Bradford Park Avenue?

I think I'm starting to smell the next big PR gaffe in the pipeline. Will definitely give Freddy the platform to shoot his mouth off about things and have us all cringeing. Owen wanted to play at the end of the day and I'll bet ultimately the advice to him and staff was that he was taking some sort of risk. I'd be amazed if it was anything else. Should probably settle for what we're being offered and just accept it. Owen is a crock after all and even when we spent that sort of money on him we had to anticipate we'd lose him to injury a lot of the time. It's always been that way for him.

He's fucking massive. How on fucking earth is 'she' bigger than him shizzle nizzle tbh?

If I was shacked up with any of these complete hell-trolls I'd sit there with Lasagne in my lap all day just so they didnt try and occupy the same space as it.

Good lad! Next time you'll think twice before you try and feed the bloke salad. You're lucky he didn't take a belt to you! I will not bite luv you, MWAH!!!! xxxxxx You've been married to him for forty years and you dont know he doesnt like either tuna or pasta? What sort of wife are you? Were you still smacked off your tits from the dentists anaesthetic?