manc-mag

Thank your stars youre not on Cath's ward. Get yersel' reet yer short arsed get!

Not blowing my own trumpet or owt, but my taste is fucking impeccable to be fair.

Not clicking on that......the girl's as rough as toast!

jesus wept.

See if you sacrifice on quality though you could end up with a bird with a hairy arse and a few too many tyres round her waist. She's high mantainance but she fucks like a demented rabbit so it's 6 and 2 3's tbh. She'd have to have myxomatosis to go anywhere near your cock I spose!

Bottle of bud? Diet coke? Surprised your wrists were strong enough to push the button in the first place tbh ffs!

You've got to love that scouse sense of humour tbh. The fucking Clampit!

Jesus wept. What a fucking carry on!

I blame the fans tbh

It took you six pages to think of that? Must've found the 'fast reply' button tbh.

Jesus Wept. What a fucking carry on!

Bit depressed by all this-SMO's gone from Robin Asquith conquests in a hotel to pulling himself round a lift. Fallen on his (pork) sword tbh.

Glasgow Mag to re-appear too????

Who are ya? Who are ya? Bordersmag returns! Quality brassneck on this lad tbf.

Come back Shinton, all is forgiven!

Aye, forst season up tbh ('the entertainers')-home leg was the 3-0 rigged game where Grobelaar was diving at brown paper bags. Not won at their place since ffs. FWIW I reckon it'll be 2-0 to the bin-dippers, but it'll be one of those games where the score will flatter us and where it might otherwise have ended up in double figures.

Just got it. Pinkest thread ever!

Stopped reading right there tbh.

What a quandry lasses must find themselves in now, stay in and fuck my vibro senseless and risk a few hormonal changes and dodgy kidneys or go out and fuck about risking all manner of STD's. What choose thee ladies? I thought you were off the market now marra? World's a safer place for it tbh.

I hope that was a joke? Be the first one in this thread like!

Clearly they broke both its wings and legs. Someone ELSE needs to be thinking these things through properly! I didnt see any reference to that tbh so we can only speculate. Maybe its just still there staggering about in shock at being the punchline in such a shit joke.

I've had a small part in some.

and what have the statues been eating for the last hundred years to allow them to shit on his head?