Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I love that gif, and what I love about it most is the way that instead of running straight off, the cat does a 'what the fuck just happened?' double-take

Agree with Alex, I thought he could've been a more than competent centre-half. Frustrating the way the club has just been left to free-wheel until new owners come in. Negligent in fact.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Jo Wiley doesn't half talk some bollocks.

They look like what they are: old and tired.

Was about to post the same thing. Someone also told me that 'Straight Outta Compton' is twenty years old too.

couldn't [/alex] - just because they get confused over how to pronounce aluminium, chassis, buoy, anything that starts with an I, utterly refuse to acknowledge the concept of a rout (even going so far as to try and hide it altogether with route) and in some cases how much melatonin they have in their skin is no reason to pander to them. Strictly speaking, their pronunciation of aluminium is correct as the material extracted from bauxite to make it is called alumina.

I'm aware of that, what tv channel is it on?

What side is the U21's final on?

Correct.

Groove is in the Heart is by Deee-Lite (1990)

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/3815...000-payout.html Sure, why not? Look at some of the other contracts we've 'negotiated'.

Do you think getting his scalp burnt in that Pepsi ad set off his obsession with plastic surgery?

Frankie Boyle's Daily Record column: So the Michael Jackson roller coaster has stopped. Looks like he got enough. Apparently he died after walking into a pub in Paisley and saying “Do you wanna be starting something?” We can all learn something from Michael’s life. For example, it looks like oxygen tents are a big waste of money. Why did no one pick up on it when he had shown all the signs of a heart attack? Wheezing noises, jerking of the arms, ashen complexion? I suppose to be fair he has been showing all those symptoms since the mid eighties. Had Jackson’s staff noticed something was wrong earlier he might have been saved, but when they saw him grab his left arm, go stiff and yelp they just thought he was practising his moves for Beat It. It’s not known what triggered the heart attack, but High School M usical 3 was on cable at the time. In many ways he was a tragic figure. Let’s be honest, he had more personal issues than Batman.Who could have imagined that the monster he transformed into in “Thriller” would look less weird than what he transformed into in real life? It’s got to be a tossup whether he get cremated or recycled. His postmortem will look like the Roswell autopsy. I was a big Michael Jackson fan when I was 8. I didn't know it at the time, but I was his 'type.' For his London concerts Michael Jackson advertised for children in wheelchairs or with missing legs! What parent would agree to that? Look what happened with kids who could run away! Those tickets sold out in minutes. An interesting attitude we have to paedophilia in this country, “ We don’t want paedophiles round here! Unless they’ve really worked on their choreography…” He was a legend and his funeral will be amazing. Ironically the funeral will be the first time in years his children haven’t been forced to wear veils.With the amount of money the concert tickets have made I wouldn’t be surprised if they still wheeled him on. It would add an interesting touch to I’ll Be There. Michael Jackson was apparently refusing to eat ahead of his O2 gigs. He now weighed less than nine stone and the only thing he would eat willingly was nachos. Nachos being the name of a young Mexican boy. It’s said that Jackson had developed a phobia about being fat. Not like him to worry about his looks. Apparently when the news broke Jackson’s father rushed straight to the hospital, just to check if the medics needed a hand with beating Michael’s chest. Jackson’s family said they were moved to see that the hospital staff were all wearing black. Actually, they were all wearing white as usual, but that family had always had a little trouble admitting the difference. The man may be gone but he has left a musical legacy that will be around for hundreds of years. As will his face.

Another source of embarrassment to the club and a big earner. I don't think he'll ever turn the corner. Get shot of, asap.

Because it's a cunts board.

it's only human to joke about death, because in the end, death will always have the last laugh. Black humour is a coping mechanism, particularly in this country. Nowt the matter with that.

Mate of mine sold his via an auction site. Wonder what the legal situation is there regarding refunds.

Standard, followed up by a moist if available. I only poo once a day as a rule, so ideally I'll go first thing after breakfast then I can shower afterwards too. My cleft is spotless.

He went up in my estimation when he stood up to the newspapers, took them to court and won after the expose on him. It would have been far easier to fall into the shadows and slink away then. He didn't, he took them on head-on despite the embarrassing nature of the allegations. Who do you think is likely to take over at the FIA Craig? Jean Todt?

Bad news that mate, the stealing of birthday cards is unbelievably low.

He hasn't walked out of the club, he's walked out of impossible situations. Not an impossible situation at all, hes walked on us the fans, and the club twice am not gonna go on too much about why hes walked out because, but the manner in which he left in and where he left the club has been disgraceful specially the second time. Balls.

Cheers Jimbo, I'll have a look at that.

Aye. But it needs to be a piece of piss to use. Ideally a free standing program rather than a whole package of image processing software.