Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I liked it but not in an overboard, best-thing-ever sort of way. They should have stopped it when they found that watch or compass or whatever it was and they became millionaires. Everything after that was desperately poor in comparison to what had gone before.

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I see.

Hardly suprising he wants to stay, no one else would have him. Although I could imagine Allardyce taking him to Bolton on a free and turning him into an absolute beast.

You can go in and get them, they take about 10-15 mins. Unfortunately you need your passport or driving licence as id and I didn't have either with me.

Getting back to the topic, on what grounds can they bring a manslaughter charge on the artist?

More paper-talk about him being sold or swapped today.

Coming To America reference? Class film.

I quite like Hawksbee & Jacobs. Find it quite difficult to tell some of the other presenters apart, they seem like carbon copies of each other.

Do what? I have trouble finding my arse with both hands when I'm mullered, never mind putting together a picnic hamper of coke, fruit, toast, tea and orange juice. I think that might be partly why it works. By the time you've got it all together you've sobered up.

Is Hayek natural or enhanced?

Think its because we play thursday so didn't want to play saturday and they have a game the following tuesday so didn't want to play sunday.

Before you go to bed have a couple of cans of full-fat coke and/or a couple of mugs of sweet tea (sugar & caffine keeps you right). Also have some toast with honey on (for soaking-up and glucose hit), a banana (potassium) and some orange juice (vit c). And have a couple of paracetamols and a pint glass of water by your bed. You'll be right as rain.

Cheers Gemmill.

Colchester rightback Greg Halford is supposed to be ready to step up to the prem and Gareth Bale, leftback from Southampton if Arse/Chelsea haven't tapped him up already.

Next time I have fish 'n' chips I might try the Heston Blumenthal tip: spray an atomiser filled with the vinegar from a jar of pickled onions over the top.

I'm a vinegar-only person too. Although I might go for a bit of white pepper on by fishy if available.

Can you just go into your bank, get them to fill one out for you and take it?; or do you have to order them then go back another day to collect?

Is his Anfield honeymoon period over already?

The spiv (Walker, was it?) from Dads Army tbh

At Charlton wasn't he a box-to-box man, rather than been a specialised defensive or attacking midfielder?

Taylor - Bramble had the potential to be a fuck-up-arama, so well played to them. Still need to get rid of Titus mind, giving him a new contract would be a major error.

@ Luke & J69