Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Fucking hell...

SSR is a funny fucker. Can we not exchange him for ASM?

Anyone know what the odd were on all four of todays PL games being draws? My mate was going to put 20 on it, but didn't get round to it.

Bahahaha! How's the stress level kenny?

Was looking forward to a celebratory wank over Miss Crow until the equaliser

Exactly. It's commonplace for away fans to be kept in til the home support has gone. They are the instigators if they've hung back.

Be interesting to see if the cunts still claim the moral high ground now.

Smith is my main concern, but on the bright side it might be the sort of game that suits him (providing he avoids an early booking). Options on the bench.

Didn't he make his name shoulder-barging keepers over the line, which was allowed then? I always thought he was Lancashire born & bred Stevie, he sounded it.

I didn't even know you could sign in anonymously. Can't see any point to it really. And if it's anonymous, how d'you know they did Stevie?

RIP

Providing it's with dignity.

------------------Harper ---Simpson - Collo - Willo - Enrique Routledge - Barton - Nolan - Jonas ---------------Goala - Best 4411 would be better, with Nolan playing off Shola, but that would mean either Gosling (unknown quantity), Guthrie (shite) or Smith (shite and likely to get sent off) playing.

Beat me to it, was aboout to post a pic of her. She used to work in a mobile phone shop there apparently. Stunning like.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article36365.ece

Oh yes.

He's up there but there's a Spanish centre half called Sergio, born and bred in Spain who looks more jock than any Scottish person I've ever seen, who's ever seen a ginger Spaniard? He's even got that big Hamish jaw many of them have. I'm saying that like I haven't got nee Scottish blood I have. How can he be Spanish? The mothers clearly been shagged off someone on a holiday from Greenock imo. Celtic's song here to Depeche Mode's "I just can't get enough" oh dear :icon_lol: "When I see the Celtic ,I go out of my head, I just cant get enough ,I just cant get enough ,We slip and slide and we fall in love ,cos I just can't get enough" Oh my god. Up there with any dippers song for cringeworthyness, up there with "Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt, he loves this city" imo. Celtic playing wank sort it out Lennon you green toothed mug. Either The Proclaimers or Frankie Boyle's dad I'd say.

Very nice, that. You know I like reflections though Got a bigger version?

Looks like Harry Redknapp after a heavy night out

Wor Jackie: Their Jackie: