Dr Kenneth Noisewater

This is in sunderland and is easy on the eye:

lol'ed at work

What was the reason, because I had a conversation with a chimp choker a while back and he gave me an alternative version. A ship was wrecked off Hartlepool in Napoleonic times and a monkey from it was washed ashore. Because the monkey couldn't speak English the poolies hung it, suspecting it was a French spy.

It would be a calculated risk to put him and Shola straight back in after injury lay-offs. The gamble with muscle injuries is if he aggravates it he could be out for another six weeks. Shola must play though, then be kept in storage until the next derby.

That surprised me too. Not exactly banging them in, Everton like.

Would've thought he was younger than 28 No thanks.

I used to go into HMV, Smiths, Woolies etc and move the sunderland end-of-season videos from the 'sport' section into the 'comedy' section.

Quite a range.

It was shite. I'll discuss it tomorrow, you're spoiling my attempt to find an angle to abuse NO. You don't really need an angle to abuse NO, it's genuinely shit. Parky likes it because his conspiracy theory bullshit doesn't get shot down by the teenyboppers on there. Whereas here we have intellectual behemoths like Deadman and ToughGuyMick who obliterate his rhetoric with their razor-sharp minds. I pop over there now and then, there are some good threads. I think a lot of it is the age of people though here, the core ages of people in general are I'd say 26-38, over there it's more like 16-30, and it shows in general chat with the level of crack and also the footballing side. I've got nothing against them other than their tolerance of wanks like "Brummie" and "Martin Jol" who blatently patronise the toon and they come back with "Good post that brummie", and the mass slating of Keegan fucked me off. That killed it for me. I won't associate with those fuckers again. I'd like S.S.R to come back over here though.

Someone should open a Mexican take-away. The way all the good stuff is neatly parcelled up in a tortilla makes it perfect for eating as you stagger home doesn't it?

Apparently he was allowed to legally purchase a Glock semi-automatic gun after he'd been thrown out of college and told he couldn't return until he'd proved he was mentally healthy. Too mental to go to college, but not too mental to buy a gun.

It was shite. I'll discuss it tomorrow, you're spoiling my attempt to find an angle to abuse NO.

What did you not like about him? He came across as a sound kid I think, was one of the best posters on N-O. He hated Vic too. He was one of the most partronizing self-satisfied little bell ends going. Meenzer liked him tho iirc so Parky's Trent Posse conspiracy is wide of thre mark. Who was it used to call him piss-take names, Parfuckles and the like?

Feel hungry now, away to make some Nachos.

That's Blue Coyote isn't it? What ones do you go to? Or can recommend. To be honest, most of the ones I've been to were on holidays. I've been to the Chiquitos in the Metrocentre, I thought the starters were lovely, but the mains were a bit bland. Used to go to a good one in Bradford when I lived there but I don't suppose that's much use to you. Everything was lush about it to be honest, even the price. Maybe I'm just easily pleased. It is good scran like, Burritos, Enchiladas, Fajitas, Chimichangas, Nachos, Chilli Con Carne all dee-lishious.

That's Blue Coyote isn't it? What ones do you go to? Or can recommend. To be honest, most of the ones I've been to were on holidays. I've been to the Chiquitos in the Metrocentre, I thought the starters were lovely, but the mains were a bit bland. Used to go to a good one in Bradford when I lived there but I don't suppose that's much use to you.

Grade 'A' Cunt.

That's Blue Coyote isn't it?

Bet you'd have been gutted if you'd drawn Stevenage wouldn't you TR?

Aye but Tortilla's are. That's the nearest thing I'd had to a Mexican meal. What hummus then, where's it from I mean? Hummus is middle eastern / east Meditteranean I think. Btw, Mexican you get in this country is more like 'Tex-Mex' a bit like how the curries here are canny different to the stuff in India. I like Mexican food like. The meal I did on New Year's Eve was my shit attempt at it. I had chicken barito was hot like gorg though. Couldn't get enough. So see couscous, is that the same type of thing as hummus? Are you thinking of guacamole, thats Mexican?

Where did you go for your Mexican mate? Big fan of it myself.

Superb. I'd watch it on DVD if I was you though, because I assume itv will have hacked it to pieces. The big Dunkirk stedicam shot was filmed on Redcar beach when I was there. Incredible scene to see.

Some academic did a study that showed a correlation between cars getting safer and driving standards getting worse. People feel invincible in their 5-star-NCAP, ABS and traction-controlled boxes, so they feel greater risk is acceptable as the car will save them if anything goes wrong. He suggested (only half-jokingly) that driving standards would improve dramatically if there was a big spike in the centre of the steering wheel and the petrol tank was mounted on the front bumper.

Geordies pissed on skol super watching kes and byker grove. Oh the delicious irony. Fucking ugly twats you twats that ulgy Cheryl goes to USA to shag some black dudes you twats that ulgy. Kes is set in Barnsley, you thick fucker. Barnsley is in South Yorkshire, 70-odd miles away from liverpool, and about double that away from Newcastle by the way.