Dr Kenneth Noisewater

When I try to type 'Pardew' into my phone, predictive text brings up 'Raped?'

As an aside, its scandalous that a country that claims to be sports man can have such a poor turn-outs for such vital events. Tickets for Tests in England are like gold-dust. Just confirms what bad sports they are.

Thanks TR, you're very kind. Got some stuff I've been meaning to upload for months....

The Perth pitch should be more bowler-friendly.

Started at Carlisle United, sold to Vancouver Whitecaps, bought by Big Ron for Man U, released at the end of the season, back to Vancouver. Bought by us, then liverpoo, Everton, Keegan brought him back, Dalglish released him. He then drifted down through Bolton, Man City, Fulham and Hartlepool.

That is my fave goal ever.

He was hired to frighten away Sasquatch.

And Melbourne Knights according to wikipedia. For an impressive two games.

(Distant) relative of mine, cheeky bastard. His credibility couldn't have dropped much lower after the 'Robson & Jerome' debacle, shirley?

"One-Nil to the Eng-er-land!"

Hussey out! Come on!

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Broad out for the whole tour, torn abdominal muscle

Which one of you is Mike Ashley? You're a cant!

It'd be a shame if a great big icicle was to fall off the top of the Milburn and harpoon him like...

A little bit of me would love it if it was.

Tough Guy Keith or Tanned Keith?