Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Their manager was a smug scouse arsehole too iirc, loved the sound of his own voice and was never off SSN in the build-up and between the first game and the replay. He became Sky's 'expert' for a while, sitting on Richard Keyes knee whenever they did a prem vs. non-league cup tie, hoping for a giant-killing. I think Stevenage got rid of him after a while and he disappeared. Wasn't the first game Shearer's return after a long lay-off with the ankle injury?

Roses are green, Violets are yellow, Did I mention I'm colour-blind? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge

They are good swimmers, but not for hundreds of miles when they're starving. It's a shame but not enough of a shame to stop me driving. That does looked shopped anyway.

If, as looks most likely now, this does end up a draw, I hope it has the same demoralising effect on the Crims that Monty & Jimmy batting out a draw at Cardiff last summer had: ie a draw that feels like a defeat.

Or scotch. you mean Scots. Scotch is a drink. And aye, he's a fuckin bottling tosser! No, I mean scotch. Winds the porridge-gobblers up when you call them that.

Or scotch.

Two more conceded in the first three minutes of the second half. Must've been a belting half-time talk Sam.

Roses are green, Violets are yellow, Did I mention I'm colour-blind?

That's a yellow labrador n'est-ce pas?

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Are you sure you're not BrazilianAlf?

Disappointing. Too many cheap wickets given away, and on form Bell is currently wasted at 6; needs to be higher than Colly who's STILL out of nick. Hopefully our quicks will be able to find something tonight. Good that Cook got off to a reasonable start too, as the crims would've been looking to target him.

I'd go along with Stevie, East stand, midway up and near halfway gives you the best view of both the pitch and the ground.

Quite a range©

Don't know how true that is in general but I think we've won the toss something like 7 out of 10 times in the last two series down there and won one of those tests. We did win the toss (and batted) and went on to win iirc in Steve Waugh's last test 8 years ago but it was a dead rubber anyway. The toss is always important but I don't see how it's any more crucial in Australia than anywhere else. I thought that, but then the default for reading most of Rob's posts is 'he doesn't know what he's talking about'.

Bernie Slaven is a bell end and I was just going to write what you have put above. I was on The Three Legends about 5 years ago, he was building up the "Tyne Tees derby" in to something the whole country should look forward too "I cannae wait tae shut the smuggies up" as he called us, so I went on and said "Look Bernie yous are insignificant Yorkshire nobodies, you support Celtic with all your heart, Newcastle against Boro, is like Celtic against Ayr United" and he cut me off. Twat. Boro deserve all the shit that is coming their way, Steve Gibson has been absolutely amazing for that club and has kept them afloat for nearly 20 years on the back of his steel business. His business is BulkHaul, a chemical transport firm. I bet his kids are gutted that he's spent the inheritance on a bunch of ungrateful nobodies.

They are tremendous.

Something that makes him even more detestable, he's a Rangers fan too, from Yorkshire. Total mug of a bloke. Cringeworthy the way he went on at Ibrox preseason. He's a bell end who prays on vulnerable impressionable people. What did he do at Ibrox? He is the classic new age nobhead. Even though he was an unused sub he came on at the end, ran to the centre-circle and saluted all four corners of the ground, followed by Steven Taylor stylee lap of honour whilst waving and fist pumping before being the last man off the pitch seemingly oblivious that the applause from the 'gers fans was actually for Lovenkrands. He did an interview before as well, saying how he'd been a Rangers fan since he heard the noise they made when they played Leeds in Europe years back and how he'd love to play for them.

Something that makes him even more detestable, he's a Rangers fan too, from Yorkshire. Total mug of a bloke. Cringeworthy the way he went on at Ibrox preseason.

He's got an axe to grind because Gibson/Lamb banned him from the stadium for something he said on Century iirc.

Rangers might buy him if their take-over goes through. He can afford to take a pay cut.

Should be in the iconic moments thread

I appeared in court today accused of raping a ginger woman. The judge said to me "Do you understand that what you did was disgusting and very wrong?" I replied "Yes your honour, but in my defence it was dark and she was wearing a hat"