Dr Kenneth Noisewater

You must be losing a fortune CT. For a professional driver is it not worth investing in a set of winter tyres?

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=691657 They must've moved.

Aye, you must've been looking at this one: http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...=28879&st=0

The stand-up was alright but the sketches were desperate. I can see why BBC2 passed on it.

Something is telling me this is going to be shite, but I like Frankie so I hope to be proven wrong. http://www.channel4.com/programmes/frankie...tramadol-nights That beard is a fucking disgrace btw.

Anyone been watching The Trip? I can see it being a proper love-it-or-hate-it thing but its really grown on me. What at first seems like another platform for Rob Brydon to do his Ronnie Corbett impressions is, in fact, quite an introspective study on the character, foibles and traits (or exaggerations of them) of Steve Coogan. Its a very British sort of comedy. And its shown some lovely landscapes from the Lakes and the Dales too.

Their manager was a smug scouse arsehole too iirc, loved the sound of his own voice and was never off SSN in the build-up and between the first game and the replay. He became Sky's 'expert' for a while, sitting on Richard Keyes knee whenever they did a prem vs. non-league cup tie, hoping for a giant-killing. I think Stevenage got rid of him after a while and he disappeared. Wasn't the first game Shearer's return after a long lay-off with the ankle injury?

Roses are green, Violets are yellow, Did I mention I'm colour-blind? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge

They are good swimmers, but not for hundreds of miles when they're starving. It's a shame but not enough of a shame to stop me driving. That does looked shopped anyway.

If, as looks most likely now, this does end up a draw, I hope it has the same demoralising effect on the Crims that Monty & Jimmy batting out a draw at Cardiff last summer had: ie a draw that feels like a defeat.

Amen to that brother.

Or scotch. you mean Scots. Scotch is a drink. And aye, he's a fuckin bottling tosser! No, I mean scotch. Winds the porridge-gobblers up when you call them that.

Or scotch.

Two more conceded in the first three minutes of the second half. Must've been a belting half-time talk Sam.

Roses are green, Violets are yellow, Did I mention I'm colour-blind?

That's a yellow labrador n'est-ce pas?

http://www.truscont.com/?page=36

Are you sure you're not BrazilianAlf?

Disappointing. Too many cheap wickets given away, and on form Bell is currently wasted at 6; needs to be higher than Colly who's STILL out of nick. Hopefully our quicks will be able to find something tonight. Good that Cook got off to a reasonable start too, as the crims would've been looking to target him.

I'd go along with Stevie, East stand, midway up and near halfway gives you the best view of both the pitch and the ground.

Quite a range©

Don't know how true that is in general but I think we've won the toss something like 7 out of 10 times in the last two series down there and won one of those tests. We did win the toss (and batted) and went on to win iirc in Steve Waugh's last test 8 years ago but it was a dead rubber anyway. The toss is always important but I don't see how it's any more crucial in Australia than anywhere else. I thought that, but then the default for reading most of Rob's posts is 'he doesn't know what he's talking about'.

Bernie Slaven is a bell end and I was just going to write what you have put above. I was on The Three Legends about 5 years ago, he was building up the "Tyne Tees derby" in to something the whole country should look forward too "I cannae wait tae shut the smuggies up" as he called us, so I went on and said "Look Bernie yous are insignificant Yorkshire nobodies, you support Celtic with all your heart, Newcastle against Boro, is like Celtic against Ayr United" and he cut me off. Twat. Boro deserve all the shit that is coming their way, Steve Gibson has been absolutely amazing for that club and has kept them afloat for nearly 20 years on the back of his steel business. His business is BulkHaul, a chemical transport firm. I bet his kids are gutted that he's spent the inheritance on a bunch of ungrateful nobodies.

They are tremendous.