Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Thanks TR, you're very kind. Got some stuff I've been meaning to upload for months....

The Perth pitch should be more bowler-friendly.

Started at Carlisle United, sold to Vancouver Whitecaps, bought by Big Ron for Man U, released at the end of the season, back to Vancouver. Bought by us, then liverpoo, Everton, Keegan brought him back, Dalglish released him. He then drifted down through Bolton, Man City, Fulham and Hartlepool.

That is my fave goal ever.

He was hired to frighten away Sasquatch.

And Melbourne Knights according to wikipedia. For an impressive two games.

(Distant) relative of mine, cheeky bastard. His credibility couldn't have dropped much lower after the 'Robson & Jerome' debacle, shirley?

"One-Nil to the Eng-er-land!"

Hussey out! Come on!

http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR644.loop.shtml

Broad out for the whole tour, torn abdominal muscle

Which one of you is Mike Ashley? You're a cant!

It'd be a shame if a great big icicle was to fall off the top of the Milburn and harpoon him like...

A little bit of me would love it if it was.

Tough Guy Keith or Tanned Keith?

Wasn't there a story a couple of months back that Jol had been to SJP as a guest of the classless fat turd?

Thanks for your dignity, the quiet, fuss-free way you went about your work, the promotion season (unbeaten at home). Most of thanks for helping steady the ship when we quite easily could've sank. You didn't deserve the shabby treatment you've received after all that, shame you were working for such a classless idiot.

Aye, can I please appeal for absolutely no mercy to be shown? Some sympathy being expressed by Gower/Atherton for Poontang because of his woefully inadequate bowlers. Good, they're fucking shit so lets have a laugh at smashing them everywhere. Australia wouldn't give you the steam off their piss back in the day, they'd hammer you for any weakness and are the vilest sore losers on the planet if things dont go for them, so get them battered please. What makes them worse is that they manage to be bad winners too.

I've still got about a dozen 'interesting' pint glasses in my cupboard.

25 so far.

I collected all sorts of rubbish, obsessively sometimes. Looking back, I think I may have been borderline Aspergers.