Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Something that makes him even more detestable, he's a Rangers fan too, from Yorkshire. Total mug of a bloke. Cringeworthy the way he went on at Ibrox preseason. He's a bell end who prays on vulnerable impressionable people. What did he do at Ibrox? He is the classic new age nobhead. Even though he was an unused sub he came on at the end, ran to the centre-circle and saluted all four corners of the ground, followed by Steven Taylor stylee lap of honour whilst waving and fist pumping before being the last man off the pitch seemingly oblivious that the applause from the 'gers fans was actually for Lovenkrands. He did an interview before as well, saying how he'd been a Rangers fan since he heard the noise they made when they played Leeds in Europe years back and how he'd love to play for them.

Something that makes him even more detestable, he's a Rangers fan too, from Yorkshire. Total mug of a bloke. Cringeworthy the way he went on at Ibrox preseason.

He's got an axe to grind because Gibson/Lamb banned him from the stadium for something he said on Century iirc.

Rangers might buy him if their take-over goes through. He can afford to take a pay cut.

Should be in the iconic moments thread

I appeared in court today accused of raping a ginger woman. The judge said to me "Do you understand that what you did was disgusting and very wrong?" I replied "Yes your honour, but in my defence it was dark and she was wearing a hat"

This, and the aforementioned Ali standing over Liston pic are two of my favourite sporting images.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Carter and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqBpBy4R8mo

Saw Micky Flanagan last night, very good.

Just hired an eastern european cleaner. Took her five hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.

Racist! Joanna has done ok recently since she toned down the bolshiness a notch. Stella still doing very well, Liz has slipped back a bit.

Very sporting of Soccermom to pose for that. Have a good one Meenz.

I see Desailly has decided he's French again now. What. A. Cock.

I'm thinking of getting one of these (or similar) for a christmas gift. I'm presuming that the Kindle is the one to get? Or are one of the other e-readers better? The main question I need answering is how does it work with what titles are available on what platform? Have certain publishers signed up exclusively with Amazon or Sony or whoever else?

TR! We had a thread earlier this week about posters who'd gone off radar in the last six months: your good self, Snakehips, Andrew and a couple of others seemed to have disappeared. I bet Snakey makes a rapid re-appearance now you're back on the scene Hope you're feeling better anyway pet.

I'm not having that mate. Who in Middlesbrough can afford a Kindle?

The only reason I'd like skidmark to stay is because he hasn’t suffered enough grief for the "I’m better qualified than keegan to put a successful side together” post he made just before fucking off on holiday. But thats a small price to pay. See ya! (I’m sure he’ll claim it was one of his hilarious little jokes, of course).

Jackass 3 Not the sort of high-concept movie the creators of digital 3D had in mind I wouldn't have thought. But fucking funny.

What weight would I come under then? Light Heavyweight? Probably, aye. Or maybe a Cruiserweight.

6ft, 12 1/2 stone. (Super Middleweight )

This. The fact is that thousands of soldiers have lost their lives over the decades to give us the choice to wear a poppy or not. Surely that deserves a bit of respect?

Snakehips: last seen 28th March Andrew: last seen 29th September MattM4: last seen 26th September Toonraider: last seen 18th June TheInspiration: last seen 3rd May Ally: last seen 24th April I reckon Andrew or MattM4 could be shackbleep. Who else has popped up recently but knows their Toontastic history? Even people like Jill or A nice hat...... I dont remember these people been called that 2 years ago? Jill=alreetlike. She's been around since primordial soup was on the menu, but hasnt posted here regularly for a good few years now. A Nice Hat was Stiva