Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Snakehips: last seen 28th March Andrew: last seen 29th September MattM4: last seen 26th September Toonraider: last seen 18th June TheInspiration: last seen 3rd May Ally: last seen 24th April I reckon Andrew or MattM4 could be shackbleep. Who else has popped up recently but knows their Toontastic history?

It's in the headline of the fucking article.

Because he'd have been wasting his time. I know for a fact that, unless the club is sold, Given won't come back here in a million years. Aye, what about Arsenal though, like we were talking about (Citeh have no reason to sell him to a champions league place rival, of course)

Pretty much. I'm for the first time havng doubts about Wengers sharpness, sounds crazy I know, but he;s let certain things fester too long...Especailly the gk thing. Bob Wilson was on fivelive last weekend saying they'd made a serious bid for Pepe Reina in the summer. They need a top class keeper, a proper centrehalf and a true ball-winning midfielder.

Not necessarily. Hamilton is 24 points behind Nando, so its mathematically possible. And Red Bull have got two driver in with a chance (in the fastest cars). Having said that, its all over if Alonso finishes second next week.

Ashley licking his lips thinking about the profit.

The ramblings of a madman. I love Interlagos; The combination of fast & slow corners, the undulations and that almost never-ending climb around the last turn followed by an s-bend at the end of the pit lane. If you were given a blank sheet of paper to design a track you couldn't do better than that. Shame it's buildings are crumbling to dust and its in a crime hotspot in one of the murder capitals of the world.

Owen and Viduka looked great in the unbeaten spell towards the end of KK's comeback season when Owen was playing off a front two of Viduka and someone else (was it Martins? Can't remember). They get a big payday when they sign their first professional contract nowadays unfortunately

When I read the first three or four sentences I thought oh dear but it's nee Woodgate. FYP

Definitely nowadays but back in the early 90s clubs weren't like that, they were the underground of youth culture. Two songs for me encapsulated the cultural change. Happy Mondays released Wrote for luck, which crossed-over fans of indie music into the burgeoning dance scene. About 3 years later, Nirvana released the piss taking Smells Like Teen Spirit. About that time indie music took a new direction (Oasis etc in the UK) For the next 5 years, house and techno was truly the underground alternative music which was why you saw so many ex punks (Leftfield etc) dominating the scene. For a while indie bands had bigger promotional campaigns in mix-mag than the NME. Then dance went pop and clubs went shit. You use to speak the truth, but now you're liar You use to speak the truth, but now you're clever Good times

I subscribe to the Jason Manford theory that in your twenties you go looking for the clubs with the most totty in them, but once you get to your thirties you're after one wear you know you'll be able to get a seat. I very occasionally go to an indie club, but other than that I prefer late bars / gigs / restaurants.

Wasn't he supposed to have said something at an academy derby? I'm thinking it was 'I hope your cancer comes back' but that might have been what someone at wist am said when we beat them.

Went on a major piss-up with the lads last night, woke up this morning lying next to the ugliest bastard you can imagine. That's when I realised I'd made it home safely.

Je parle un petit peu français. No spreken ze deutch.

How dare you! She's a wonderful, sweet, enchanting creature [/stevie]

Paloma, if you live by the sword, you've got to be prepared to die by the sword pet. She was more ruthless than Bricktop tbh.

Paloma and Liz to fight it out. Why not just cover them in oil and let them get on with it?

Agreed. DM used to be such an under-rated position, but a good one runs the show. They win you things. Ooof.

He's in his forties man.

Have you remembered to put your clocks back? It's five past sunderland.

Have you remembered to put your clocks back? It's five past sunderland.

Er, he's 29.

Was it that lass off The Apprentice? Hughton certainly outmaneuvermented Bruce.

I suggest that for future reference we call this game 'The Destruction Derby' I'm going to be a wreck at work in the morning.