Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Just stuck 40 quid on it. I'll be sick if we do go down again, but if its going to happen I might as well have £180 out of it.

The more I think about this, the more I think it could be a runner. Al has said he wants to get back into management, and he wouldn't have to more his family if he got the Boro job. Should that have read move or whore as either could be applicable in smogville. Move. Spoken to a few teessiders today. Their narrow-minded insularity and inferiority complex where we're concerned appear to rule this out for most of them.

The more I think about this, the more I think it could be a runner. Al has said he wants to get back into management, and he wouldn't have to more his family if he got the Boro job.

She was looking mighty fine on Friday I noticed too.

Paul Ince is an ex-player and a young manager who's not working at the moment.

Source? Are are you just having your two peneth?

Joe fucking Kinnear must be nearly healthy... *shudders*

Aye just what we need another dour jock cunt in the dug out. Get Peter in. I like Hibs quite obviously they'll stagnate Calderwood for the forseeable future though. ITK totals in the last 12 month must be: Me 5 Craig 2 OC's 0 I knew that our new kit wouldn't be coming out til after the world cup before anyone else on here, and I also knew that Fernando Alonso would be driving a Santander-sponsored Ferrari 18 months before it happened (which I revealed in the F1 thread) so I'm claiming a half point each for them.

Mowbray, got to be nail on for this.

In that event we'll have to look forward to Championship football again me thinks I think we were looking at it before this happened anyhoo... I was looking at the odds yesterday, 7/2 I think it was. Was tempted then and am even more so now. Might stick 50 or 60 on it, would pay for a weekend away for the last day of the season, avoid the ignominy.

Taylor's lass? He'll be ready for round two if that's right.

tbf I find the male Brummie accent more arousing than a scouse bird. The only stirring in the trouser region you get when talking to a scouse girl is her attempting to pickpocket you.

Didn't realise James Bolam and Gina Mckee were mackems.

So the signs are bad?... I'm surprised that they aren't both popular and bad at the same time? Keeping it all in one thread? Oh dear

Didn't he get sacked from Century for saying "for fucks sake" live on air when we scored past them?

Hicks & Gillett get my vote for Overseas Sports Personalities of the Year.

Have you got Lightroom Andy? It has a processing module that is like a mini stripped down Photoshop. Most of the adjustments work on sliders. I tend to do a version where its obvious its been processed and then another version where I drop the sliders to a level where its just noticeable that you've tweaked it. More often than not, I end up preferring the less manipulated one.

One and Three I like a lot. Two needs all the right-hand side cropping off so your Mrs is in the right-hand third of the image. The other two aren't really my thing, but there's nowt the matter with them.

Paloma (very elegant), Shandeesh (amazing eyes (but a bit of a beak)) and Liz (maybe a bit too skinny?) are the hotties.

My favourite bit last night, other than the boardroom bitch-fest, was Chris' presentational skills. Have to refer to his notes to read out "My name is Chris", inspiring.

Whereas your shadow looks like a total fucking eclipse. Fat Pig.

Absolute vermin. They are officially the worst fans in Europe according to UEFA: Clicky

This. Couldn't agree more.

Don't tell him Pike!