Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I imagine he'll be having nightmares about meeting Tiote again. I wonder if the soft cunt will try and leave his foot in this time. I'd love to see Tiote smash him in half in the return game, but would that make us as bad as them?

It was March or April of the relegation season I think, so about 18 months ago. Not sure how much first team football Anichebe has played since.

Got a bet on with a mate that ManU will finish above citeh. The reds form has been patchy so far, but they've been there before and know what it takes. City look disjointed, like some of them are only there for the coin and couldn't give a fuck.

This years Phil Brown / Paul Jewell etc, etc.

Good. It's important that he has his treatment with us rather than in France as it gives him a chance to learn the language, get used to our culture and hopefully be around our players whilst he's rehabbing. If he went back to Marseilles for his treatment, his spell here would've been little more than a holiday jaunt.

I'd like to hear what Luke thinks, but I would've thought if it's a clean leg break, the bones will heal, and he can still be the player he was. I think the serious issues come if there is also joint and/or ligament damage. Knees and ankles are a lot more complicated than tibs & fibs.

Heart-warming to see Agent Hodgson building on Agent Benitez's work so effectively.

The disappointing thing about de Jong, is that he's actually a really good footballer, but he chooses to be a cunt. Henry seems to be keen on making a name for himself by acting like a cunt. Cattermole is just a cunt.

Been the match today come back from the pub You'll be more red than brown then today, eh?

Sickening isn't it? That was made worst by it being the same day the that Sir Les was sold to spurs. Aye. Whatever slight optimism I had for this season has been severely dented, much like then. Completely evaporated tbh.

Sickening isn't it? That was made worst by it being the same day the that Sir Les was sold to spurs.

Are you just back from the sunbed shop dave?

So fucking frustrating. Why do things like this always happen to us?

How about if they were to 'do a Leeds'?

Minutes silence please.

The statement at h/t said he'd been taken to hospital for x-rays and they were awaiting the results.

You fucking tit. What are you doing here, seriously? you can't fucking see it? It's fucking obvious. You say this to me come may, eh? We may well get relegated and it may be down to Hughtons tactics but none of them today can be questioned. Nolan? Perch? Ameobi? You're saying them decisions cannot be questioned? That's selection, not tactics K-Dogg. Get with the programme.

That crossed my mind too. I'm sure kindly Uncle Mike will refund all those who bought a Ben Arfa 37 shirt though.

Ben Arfa done for the season then? Things starting to look grim.

Drink driving ban wasn't it?

Is Bernard still selling crêpes?

It's mathematics if we are being pedantic. Aye, not mathematic. And you have to show your working if you want all the marks.

It's Maths. Unless you're American.

Are you sure you're not mixing Tozer up with Aaron Spear?

A female weightlifter goes to the doctors and says "I've been taking steroids and grown a cock" The doc enquires "Anabolic?" "No" she replies, "just a cock."