Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Been the match today come back from the pub You'll be more red than brown then today, eh?

Sickening isn't it? That was made worst by it being the same day the that Sir Les was sold to spurs. Aye. Whatever slight optimism I had for this season has been severely dented, much like then. Completely evaporated tbh.

Sickening isn't it? That was made worst by it being the same day the that Sir Les was sold to spurs.

Are you just back from the sunbed shop dave?

So fucking frustrating. Why do things like this always happen to us?

How about if they were to 'do a Leeds'?

Minutes silence please.

The statement at h/t said he'd been taken to hospital for x-rays and they were awaiting the results.

You fucking tit. What are you doing here, seriously? you can't fucking see it? It's fucking obvious. You say this to me come may, eh? We may well get relegated and it may be down to Hughtons tactics but none of them today can be questioned. Nolan? Perch? Ameobi? You're saying them decisions cannot be questioned? That's selection, not tactics K-Dogg. Get with the programme.

That crossed my mind too. I'm sure kindly Uncle Mike will refund all those who bought a Ben Arfa 37 shirt though.

Ben Arfa done for the season then? Things starting to look grim.

Drink driving ban wasn't it?

Is Bernard still selling crêpes?

It's mathematics if we are being pedantic. Aye, not mathematic. And you have to show your working if you want all the marks.

It's Maths. Unless you're American.

Are you sure you're not mixing Tozer up with Aaron Spear?

A female weightlifter goes to the doctors and says "I've been taking steroids and grown a cock" The doc enquires "Anabolic?" "No" she replies, "just a cock."

He's from Teeside- just send him outside for a walk and some "fresh" air. A lightweight when compared to the star of my favourite Teesside headcase story: http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=20529

Teesside has them too:

Shame so many photos have disappeared off this thread, there were some crackers.

Given me a ballpark figure for the cost of a domestic central heating system.

Who's your new ava Fist? The jigglin' is hypnotising me.

Been some goals in the Championship tonight. A Boro mate reckons Strachan is getting sacked tomo, Gibson is usually overly loyal to his managers though, so I'd be surprised even though they have been dreadful.

He isn't actually. Is he not? My bad in that case. He does look a bit like one though. Was he at their academy?

Well he is a scouser after all.