Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Like the third one, very moody and atmospheric.

Never mind that, was it Mrs Meldrew?

I remember seeing that chart when visiting a relative in hospital when we were kids. Me and by brother thought it was the funniest thing ever.

So far down he's underground, I hope. That's one way to get a player out of contract. Vuckic has looked useless when I've seen him. Can't say I'm on expert on him or anything, but v. Accrington and Chelsea he was anonymous throughout in my opinion. Agreed. He's been disappointing and didn't really grab his chance in those games.

How far is Best down the pecking order now by the way? Carroll, Nolan, Shola, Lovelyglands, Ranger and Xisco all picked in front of him and now Vuckic getting a mention.

Am I reading to much into that or are you saying you used to be employed by the club? Did you recognise Thatcher as a winner sniffer?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series6/ch...r-farrell.shtml This one is up on a fraud charge and was found with knuckle-dusters which he beat his ex-wife with, and a baseball bat in his car. Classy.

Yep, I've seen it, excellent film.

Ask her if she's Annette Crosbie, you could get her autograph too.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/ Looking forward to this. Doesn't usually take too long for the flash, arrogant ones to make themselves known. I'll say now, before it even starts, if there is a good looking blondie one who is half decent Sugar will employ her. He's got form.

Fucking hell, that takes me back to 1989. Stone Cold Rhymin'.

Maybe but I bet he nearly puts his eye oot when he thinks about Don Revie. You can just see his mantlepiece now three framed pictures, Revie, Fred Trueman and Arthur Scargill in the middle. Right next to the Geoffrey Boycott century-of-centuries commemorative plate I'd imagine. Did you see Keegan as a loser as well sniffer?

Is that the concentration camp one?

I think the "why would you want to go there?" can be applied to most places but the failure of Mackems to recognise Newcastle as by far the regional hub is quite amusing. Especially when they start bleating about regeneration. When I was young me nana used to get the provvy man for Christmas presents. He'd come to the door, and not every shop took these provvy vouchers not many did. Joblings in Sunderland did, and that's the only reason I ever went there as a kid. Even then you just had to see it, it's had a bit of a face lift since then and it's still fuckin shit so imagine what it was like then. Obviously I worked there later on in my life and was always accused of being condescending about it. It really is losersville, there are few interesting people, the restaurants are scruffy, 9/10 lads and lasses are complete charvas and they do fuck all about it. Just say no. I always associate Lion Bars with there for some reason. Why? I used to quite like Lion bars but I've not had one in ages. I'd see them more as a Double-Decker or a Boost, a middling chocolate bar that's no-ones favourite. I think I always got a Lion Bar when I went there, and there was a similar bar of chocolate that you cant get now with nuts I got when I went there. Topic's too remember thems. Star Bar? You can still get Star Bar's, I had one yesterday. Very nice too. They called them Peanut Boost for a while but they've gone back to Star Bar now.

Hartlepool always used to seem about 20 years behind everywhere else but I've not been since they spent a load of money doing it up.

Stockton is shite. The arc is alright but its surrounded by desolation.

I think the "why would you want to go there?" can be applied to most places but the failure of Mackems to recognise Newcastle as by far the regional hub is quite amusing. Especially when they start bleating about regeneration. When I was young me nana used to get the provvy man for Christmas presents. He'd come to the door, and not every shop took these provvy vouchers not many did. Joblings in Sunderland did, and that's the only reason I ever went there as a kid. Even then you just had to see it, it's had a bit of a face lift since then and it's still fuckin shit so imagine what it was like then. Obviously I worked there later on in my life and was always accused of being condescending about it. It really is losersville, there are few interesting people, the restaurants are scruffy, 9/10 lads and lasses are complete charvas and they do fuck all about it. Just say no. I always associate Lion Bars with there for some reason. Why? I used to quite like Lion bars but I've not had one in ages. I'd see them more as a Double-Decker or a Boost, a middling chocolate bar that's no-ones favourite.

I'm Still Here? I'm Still Standing? I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Da? I'm Ron Burgundy? Going to see The Other guys tomo. Is it up there with Anchorman or down there with ,er, one of the shitter Will Ferrell movies?

What's a mulligan? An informal rule in golf that if you fuck up your shot badly you just take it again.

I can honestly say I've never been into the town centre, but then why would I need to? IMO, its one of those places that suffers in the shadow of its bigger, better neighbour. So for the same reason I've been to Manchester but I've never been to Oldham; I've been to Sheffield but I've never been to Rotherham. That's about the scale of them to us.

Sniffer has a hard-on for Sir Alex, no doubt about it.

Shame it's the Red Sox who are buying them, the Stealers would have been far more appropriate.

You've just reminded me; That knob-end Steve Claridge said on radio 5 last night that it was Ben Arfa's fault he got injured because he'd planted his foot when the tackle was made, whereas Gomez saw Henry coming and jumped out of it to reduce the impact. Unbelievable attitude.

It was March or April of the relegation season I think, so about 18 months ago. Not sure how much first team football Anichebe has played since. I think about 6 games before his ankle went again and he's been out ever since (that was about April of this year). Wasn't a good day for you was it? Arteta did his knee the same game iirc.

Nope, next username WILL be his email address - particularly if he persists with the (now) abusive PMs. Then the likes of Stevie can sign him up to whatever nasty shit he damned well likes. RTG?