Ayatollah Hermione

I am not going to get triggered by that. Started Shogun and it’s good but would be much improved if they got white lads to play the Japanese lads and do hilariously racist accents IMO

Maybe they can see a relaxing of the sponsorship rules on the horizon

To be fair, he also tried it on Isak who simply sidestepped him and it led to the penalty, making him look like a total dickhead in the process

Wolves is a rogue one. WHAT DOES IT KNOW?

Kafeneon is the only acceptable answer IMO. Always spot on

Much like 9/11, I’ll always remember where I was when the news broke that he got appointed manager

Peak Turkish football. Could only be more peak Turkey if they were all wearing snide tops during the game

Imagine Drury sitting at home, hunched over his laptop, actually scripting the shite he comes out with. Tragic. I bet his family hate him

Two or three years ago, I’d have killed for a season where we finish 6-8th and get to the quarters of both cups Not to mention scoring fucking boatloads of goals

Starting to think this Man United tactic is by design Just keep everything crossed and hope someone scores a screamer

Liverpool are spurning these chances that Man United are just handing them so it’s nailed on that little crater faced goblin up front for Man United is going to score an undeserved screamer

We owe them one after the battering they give us at their place. I’m hoping for a similar performance to Villa away and no more wounded

He covers a load of ground but he’s not really doing much to go with that effort. Last year, he was always winning second balls, getting stuck in and was popping up in the opposition box. That’s all sort of disappeared which definitely makes you suspect he’s playing injured

Drury, Carragher and Neville has to be an easy contender for worst commentary team of all time

Bilbao won so you’d better believe the BBC will be all over that as a vicarious victory

From what I can tell, it got disallowed because Burn was too strong and tall for their centre half?

Thought we probably edged it slightly after Howe gave them that bollocking but it was two poor teams on the day. Should have been 2-0, mind. What a shambolic decision that VAR check was

Knew where that was going from the first couple of sentences but still read the lot

Are they claiming the Millennium Bridge now? or at least the bit outside the Baltic?

Palmer is a good little player but he tries loads of passes that are never ever going to come off. Needs to learn when to play the easy ball

Every club is sick of this shit tbh. Other than Man City. And the PL have caused so much shit for themselves with points deductions, successful appeals and further questions about just what the fuck is happening with Man City, that this feels like a potential amnesty in waiting. Not to mention the knock on effect of losing the attractiveness of the PRODUCT in overseas markets

I was thinking that. There’ll be a spanner thrown into that sharpish

Their fans are quite angry at the moment so everyone bring your quinoa to throw on the pitch after 24 minutes

That better kill off any chance of that clown getting a new contract. You could pluck a player from the Championship and he’d better a better bet than Dummett. Willock was dogshit when he came on as well

Can’t argue with that performance, these are chronic. Just need another one before they can make subs and we cannot