Ayatollah Hermione

I think Townsend is there to put balls on the head of Calvert-Lewin and Richarlison and then Gray is a decent back-up for £2 million IYAM. Longstaff from Sigurdsson is a bit of a downgrade but at the same time, the former isn’t an alleged wrong ‘un

They’re saying an accident is the most likely outcome as well. Fair play to the lad for getting away with it, I say.

Messi going to France is basically semi-retirement and that’s a FACTAMUNDO

I love how the cheeseburger thread has 6 pages in that screenshot alone Six pages of crack about some tramp carrying around cheese slices in his pocket, what a world.

lol do his rip

Exactly my thought. The likes of Wolves and even Everton (if the rumours are true) seem like they would be crying out for a midfielder like him and not a peep after a fantastic loan spell. Especially when we’ve dragged our heels the way we have. And now we have a week and a half to get the players we need on other positions. Great planning

I’m telling you, Phil Jones on a free is rumbling ever closer.

The World Games is where they demo the sports under Olympic consideration and look at some of this shite Rock and Roll dancing means we could do our scouting in The Star when the Ska-Toons are on

£50 million on that Ake has to be one of the worst uses of money I’ve ever seen. And yes I know we signed Joelinton, not everything is about us

Aye, people like that absolutely deserve to be killed off and I’m 100% correct in that stance. The daft cunts would be going around, willingly getting smallpox if they could.

As expected, the Chinese have struck again

Daley leading in the jumping in the baths atm. Always time for one of the Chinese coaches to dish out an inspirational beating to one of their lads though.

No transfer fee, just an absolutely massive signing on fee instead

Some of them have to be made-up and one of them is Danny Rose so I have to disagree. No signing would be better than that clown.

Fucking hell, Watford’s signings are total gobbledegook. Random 34 year old Slovakians now

The recruitment team is just Charnley by himself and he only works 20 hour weeks.

Have you heard Black Rivers, MF? Side project of Doves that’s just the brothers; similar sort of sound, if not quite as good. Bit more low-key than Doves’ later albums as I remember too.

The Americans have the cheek to try and take the piss because their team is top dogs as well I bet there’s some sad cunt in Iowa who is over the moon because America has the most serial killers per capita (I assume).

Giving the loyal Toon Army the real story behind THAT free kick away to Spurs about 16 years ago

I like to affectionately refer to it as the “Power Mince”

Could do with an upgrade but there’s not a chance we’ll pay the money so I agree, might as well stick with the group that know each other, at least.

There’s always OnlyFans.

Be fair, Kell Watts is back from loan

To Villa, he is and you have to meet their valuation if you want to buy him.

Bet he’s half decent at Call of Duty