Ayatollah Hermione

They sorted me a Pfizer jab at another clinic since I’m essentially a national treasure

Absolutely cannot wait for Gemmill getting absolutely chinned. The dog will be having a sly nibble of what it thinks is your corpse.

Has he got the team drawn out on a bit of paper there?

West Ham will have our pants down. It’ll be over by half time considering how completely lost we looked against Burnley of all teams.

Time to run this Ralph character at Southampton through the fraud detector. .... ..... ...... FRAUD STATUS: POSITIVE

Genuinely insane how ASM won the game in 8 minutes but he wasn’t deemed fit enough to start

Off to IKEA to see if they have any purpose built shagging chairs with names that look like a cat has run over a keyboard.

Will Bruce play for a draw? Spoiler: Yes

Setting a dangerous precedent for when the Queen goes. I want 16 days of mourning, all as paid days off

How is there any involvement besides plumping up the cash for what amounts to a complete vanity project birthed from the realm of day-dreaming fantasists? If I was on that trust, I’d want the entire board stepping down for attempting to raise money for something so inane

They’ve said that if it doesn’t work ( ), the money will get sent to charity so everyone may as well just donate there anyway.

https://1892pledge.co.uk More embarrassment. I like how they’re using Hearts as an example, a team who has fans absolutely furious at how badly run they are. I suppose for the people who have to feel superior to their fellow fan, you can waste your money on this

Our company is helping distribute the fuckers, Moose Knuckle. It would be a bit counterproductive if we were rubbing COVID all over them

Suppose if Germany are stopping the use of it, everyone there will probably be getting a different second jab. Fuck it, let’s be patient zero

Tbf, I think you’ll see a bit more endeavour in the next few weeks as the penny seems to have finally dropped with the players, at least

Now, because they’ve fucked up and don’t have any Pfizer clinics on until past my deadline, I’ve been offered AstraZeneca as the second dose. Some people say it’s fine but others have said that the practice nurse won’t even give me it when I get there and that they should have arranged me to go to another clinic that had Pfizer. The second bit sounds correct as the practice receptionists were about as much use as Anne Frank’s drum kit. Anyone kna the crack? Cath,preferably

The deluded fucker thinks we are, though. Nailed on that he’ll just expect ASM and Wilson to win us games themselves when they’re back and fit

What a side Shambolic everywhere, it’s almost impressive

Why did we piss them off? God, Joelinton, you’re a right cunt.

Got one of those massive eggs with Smarties actually in the makeup of the egg itself so that’ll be getting demolished

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56620143 How has nobody mentioned this yet? Headbutting people in the tunnel to begin yet another special relationship

Sums his arrogance up that he ever thought he could step into the Man Utd job and do it to any standard

He’d get laughed out of the Dunston Fed’s Help for Heroes Amateur Flid Fest

I think that might just be the case of good old fashioned back handers flying about. Wouldn’t be surprised if McKay was involved somewhere

To be fair, they need divine intervention these days