Ayatollah Hermione

Aye, you’d hope it is since I can’t remember him having the kind of injury that would require oxygen in his time. Thank fuck for that. Can’t imagine being a Danish player and having to continue the tournament mind

Really didn’t look good as soon as he hit the ground. Disgrace that the BBC stayed with the pitch as long as it did.

They look the real deal, Italy. Unless they tire out.

Jermaine Jenas. I’d rather eat a shit smoothie than listen to his forced “thoughtful pundit” bullshit.

Aye, was nearly at full mast. And then they went to Jenas, fucking hell

It really is, like. Driving bans need to be dished out for incredibly trivial things to thin the numbers out

Dished out by a bloke who they helped pick and clearly only cares about tonguing their hole

Was going to ask if he had potentially been spending his off-time doing his coaching badges so it could be a player-coach deal but I couldn’t even finish the thought without laughing.

A combined £22m fine for the 6 teams who signed up to the Super League I don’t even think anyone expected that little

Charnley must be too hungover to attend any scouting meetings. “Fuck it, just give Carroll another year”

Still boils my piss that. The scruffy bamp was probably too busy pretending to be in the lost city of El Dorado on Twitter to actually send my drink out

Thinks he owns the place, you’ve lost all control already

I wish. Had to live off Rice Krispies for a week after buying it

Someone here might have paid £150 quid for an authentic long sleeve AC Milan 05/06 top with Pirlo on the back. No idea who that would be

Not as predictable as his 11:20pm beer fart after caning the Stones every weekday

It’s definitely June. Right on cue with this shite.

After all the uproar, Alexander-Arnold is fucked

Tyrone Mong, more like

Tyrone Mings is fucking terrible, Jesus Christ. Can Ben White come back?

Saw them touring Screamadelica in 2012(?) and they were quality, like. Never smelled a more concentrated stench of green in my life either.

Well, you have to remember that Ancelotti took them from mid-table to mid-table and fucked off to a proper job at the drop of a hat. They’re in the big time now and can command the best. Thanks to his trail blazing job, they’re basically better than Liverpool.

It’s becoming very apparent that Rafa didn’t give the steam off his piss to Edwards when he was here.

Just the four right backs in the England squad That’s before mentioning the state of the centre halves

That was my point

Kai Havertz: “I couldn’t give a fuck about that” Greatest post-match interview ever