Ayatollah Hermione

Getting a team photo for winning a match Bizarrely good performance though. Until Willock went off, we absolutely pissed it

They’re too fit and too well coached for us to lay a glove on them. 3-0 to them with Vardy back among the goals

Moved to a new area recently and cast my vote for Labour. They kept the seat but my councillor is a right fugly one. Come on, Starmer. Let’s get some tidy boilers in the mix and retake Britain.

Grealish is mint but he's definitely an impact player in this squad. Get him on at 1-1, give him a remit to take the game by the bollocks and he'll respond. Reckon Wilson might have a late shout if he ends the season well. Ings is struggling and Wilson could definitely do a job stretching tired defences with 15 minutes to go. Open the space for the likes of Grealish, Mount and Foden to ghost into.

A Rice-Foden-Mount midfield three seems so obvious for England at this point that I can't wait to see which one is dropped for Kalvin Phillips.

I work in healthcare and am essentially a modern hero.

Do you go to many games, mate?

I'm double vaccinated, they should be asking me to go in tbh.

Ken only used to come on here after sinking about 3 bottles of wine so I can only assume he’s given up the drink so well done, him. Or he’s died. Either way, what a result.

I see Billie Eilish has turned 18 and just about got them out. The cycle continues.

Tim Krul couldn’t make a save with his right hand ffs

Steve Harper diving down in instalments was far worse for letting things trickle under him.

The Sky Sports drone is asking if supporters should be storming stadiums at a time when it’s a fucking empty stadium game anyway. Poor Sky Sports, give Gary Neville the platform to stoke up these protests and are trying to get him to condemn them now that they’re inconvenienced. What a fucking shame.

Kept himself fit for the Euros thanks to that. Those Swiss are switched on

Mat Ryan in goal and we haven’t even tested him. Shameful

The on-pitch action at Old Trafford is far more interesting than our game and their game hasn’t even kicked off yet

Just dropping this in here

Man City are getting far too much attention over their potential treble IMO. There should be much more attention being paid to Sunderland and, in particular, their hilariously shit run of form and their potential fucking up of promotion from the third tier. Again

Fuck me, does Jenas not have a bastard family to spend time with? This cunt is never off the telly. Half expecting him to be revealed as the Fourth Man on Line of Duty tomorrow night

Starmer looks like he spends his evenings watching whatever his lass wants to watch. Can’t even take control of the remote, never mind the electorate. Avoid.

Can’t believe we have a bloke managing us who is so thick that he takes his dog to a firework display

Aye, the second passed fine for me. It was essentially a full and frank apology for having chinned me the first time.

Shit news, HMHM but I'm sure you'll get something your speed.

In the space of three replays, Foden had went from "trying to be too precise" to "he's just try to get it on target" right back to "He's tried to pass it into the corner" What an unrelenting gobshite