Ayatollah Hermione

Man City weren’t great but I thought James and Chilwell were outstanding. Bodes well for England when they’re both in the bench.

Should get Craig Hope investigating it. I’d believe it, then.

I mean, it is the Daily Mail.

How can a manager properly identify the caliber of players he needs in that cause? Saying that, now I’ve thought about it, that sounds exactly how we’d go about it.

Matthew Perry looks rough as fuck. Thought it was post-COVID Boris Johnson when I saw a picture of him

On one hand, I do find the Chinese reluctance to divulge information a bit mysterious but on the other hand, it’s CHINA. They keep their ping pong techniques secret

Not to distract from the disgrace of the Hillsborough trial but Emery even had his goalkeeper ready to take a penalty tonight. A great performance all round

Bit harsh sacking their captain just because he tried a 30 yard effort in the last minute.

Has he actually said the words “I’m sorry” yet?

No but an injured Jordan Henderson is, obviously.

I know it’s the provisional squad but Aaron Ramsdale has got a call-up to England Darlow hasn’t played for months and he’s better than that joker.

I’m sure Alex Bruce will be one of these pundits who tell the likes of Dias and Van Dijk where they’ve went wrong when they concede and he’ll say it with a straight face.

Didn’t realise Gayle had actually got that new contract I’d rather we brought in any squad player from another Premier League team.

God, our last two opponents have been dire and we haven’t been much better

Them winning and somehow still losing is amazing. Love their dedication to finding new ways to lose every single time

Apparently McGeady, their best player, won’t play today because if he does, it triggers an automatic contract extension that they won’t be able to afford when they’re stuck in League One next season

Funny, I’m not seeing Bruce’s name in the running for any of these newly open managerial vacancies

Keep an eye out for half 5 this afternoon. Could be an absolute all-timer of an evening on RTG.

Funny how the royals are all over the news again whenever the Tories have fucked up their response AGAIN. They must have some deal

I love how, no matter the inanity, every topic has about 10 pages worth of replies

Fucking hell, what a face for commentary

Rights and it’s getting an actual recording artist in it and not just yet another Black Sabbath tribute band

Booked in for Rosalie Cunningham at Trillians in September, wahey. Wouldn’t mind kissing her between the cheeks either, if you know what I mean

Aye, try again next time

Willems coming back apparently. There’s a new line in the sand with our fans; if you think he’s good, you’re a fucking idiot. If you rightfully realise he was shit, then you’re alright