Ayatollah Hermione

And a happy new year!

Had a bottle of lager with my dinner but for the most part, it’s just been Smarties and other chocolate for this big dog

As a man a year removed from this, it’s double cush

Last year, in the before times, I put this playlist together for my New Year party, with the intention of keeping everyone happy while still selecting good music and I was quite happy at this time and I’m happy enough, 12 drinks deep on Xmas eve, to share it with you for similar such situations. Hit that shuffle button and have a good New Year everyone

I can turn him into Dave Grohl for 30 quid a session. I’ll give you a good deal if you buy 75 sessions, you get a pair of Vic Firth sticks for free

A 22 year old chairman This will be great

It’s Father Ted Xmas special night for me. Die Hard has been boxed off and Muppets Christmas Carol will be done tomorrow morning, probably when too hungover to move

Aye, it absolutely refuses to give you the ending you want and it’s all the better for it. It’s incredible to think that they were going to cancel it (I believe) considering how harrowing and well-conceived it is

Merry Christmas all and I echo MFs thoughts, though probably not his dirtier ones. You’re all alright, I suppose

Isn't his mate the whistler as well? Still did that every week, the raging fucker

We should worry that this ex-MMA fighter might knock some sense into him. Imagine seeing this dick in his goth boxing gear, man. Would be like Harry Henderson entering the octagon

not to mention the odd cynical kick out at an opposition player

Da Silva just made Shelvey look like the lead-booted shit merchant he really is and Thomas Frank had Bruce’s pants down with his second string. Great.

No but a pizza in a frying pan sounds like it could have come from me when I'm pissed.

Yedlin

Hope it’s him announcing that he’s putting himself into orbit.

like Jean Claude Van Damme on the Coors advert

My favourite Wings song is Tramps on the Piss

Hope you're doing canny this Christmas, Renton. As well as you can possibly be with your situation. We had a bit of piss-taking back and forth at the start of all of this but hope you realise I wasn't genuinely belittling your concerns or anything along those lines, just reacting to things with a joking detachment as I often do in cases like this. Probably should have reined it in a bit so sorry if I fucked you off with anything I said. I hope we can all get together and realise what this holiday was actually made for; us all coming together and belittling The Fish for liking comics.

Been watching The Mandalorian. The first season was good fun and a very easy watch but Season 2 started with TIMOTHY OLYPHANT and now it's been upgraded from WATCHABLE to NOT OPTIONAL.

Supermarkets already are/were a hotbed of it IMO. Aye, they’re deep cleaned regularly but the amount of pricks not bothering to sanitise or wear a mask is beyond a joke in those places.

The old Kevin Nolan trick. Nice to see John Lundstram revive it today

Someone call 999, Fulham have been robbed

Unbelievable. The kind of luck that only the most mediocre receive

If you didn’t laugh, you’d cry