Ayatollah Hermione

Miliband would have called her a cunt

I'm glad someone else noticed that Was wondering what they were singing and that makes sense. Sounded very similar to the fake crowd noise employed during Saturday evening ITV game shows

Blanc as caretaker is my bet. Back to you in the studio, Jeff

They just couldn't hang on a couple of weeks until we play them, could they?

Nah, he's been very good since he got back to full fitness. 4 in 6 now and the presence we've been missing up front.

Having a squad that cost in the range of about £400 million and having Fellaini as your only Plan B is a real sign that things have went wrong somewhere.

Also been told something remarkably similar and have the exact same response

They'll continue to operate out of Sunderland because Ken who works on the night shift is an invaluable cog in the machine that won't be found easily elsewhere.

It's absolutely class but it seems like they're taking their sweet time getting Season 3 on there. All that money and they can't get a few subtitles fired out.

Got my tax breakdown in the post the other day as it happens, only to see that Defence was the 5th highest contribution behind public services, the arts, the environment etc. What a fucking waste of everyone's money.

Any of you lazy bastards/night shift workers started the documentary yet? Is it as funny as you'd hope?

Documental on Amazon Prime is another top tier recommendation from myself. Japanese show where 10 comedians are locked in a room for 6 hours and have to make each other laugh but if they laugh themselves, they lose. The escalation of desperate comedy is amazing.

They'll be first to cry on when they spend fuck all next season too, despite the potential for this game being a decent money spinner for them

I'm still laughing at that graph. That's the kind of easy thing that they show you to ease you into Year 9 Maths and he's still got it wrong.

I've long thought, as a joke, that this human Weeble Wobble would argue that "2+2=5" if enough people told him "2+2=4" and here we are.

I wonder why they wouldn't want an extra game in January. Anything happening that month?

I'm sure that when a video goes viral of some of their lot doing something fucking stupid, they'll defend it to the hilt until getting very sheepish about it all when they realise people find it sad and pathetic rather than endearing and "classy" It's odd that they never mention "9-1!" anymore after the rest of the country found out and ripped the piss for it.

Think we'll win this by virtue of us being better away from home. Manquillo in at right back is a worry but then again, I have no idea who even plays for Huddersfield so worrying seems pointless.

Fucking hell

Promotion six pointer against Luton in that week as well. I wonder which one they'll give precedent to.

Had on, there's 11 Europeans and 15 Africans, meaning that, if everyone in Europe was shacked up, I'd have to go to Africa for some top shagging? And what if nobody in Europe is a registered pilot? Fucking think on "CIS (UK) Ltd" if that is your real name.

Pete Shelley A supremely underrated songwriter

Wolves will do the exact same as West Ham, using Traore and Cavaleiro, who were both dropped last night.

Good point that I would have definitely taken after Saturday and even more so after the first half. In the second half though, they had a lot of possession but resorted to nothing but balls in the box that, despite a few shaky moments, we dealt with, as you'd expect us to. But fuck me, Atsu. If he had toe punted that chance with his strong foot, it would have been a better option than what he did. Not to mention the multitude of stupid fouls he and the rest of the idiots gave away in the last few moments. Not like us to lose our discipline like that but, maybe we sensed how big a group of fannies they were and decided that kicking people was the best option. Anyway, glad Rondon got another one and a good result made better by how much it appears to be pissing the Scouse Mackems off.