Ayatollah Hermione

Happy 2019. May it not be as much of a complete arsehole as the last few

Spoilers ffs

Anyway, watched Tomb Raider because WOR LASS wanted to watch something with action in and if I’m going to do that, it’s a plus to look at Alicia Vikander for a couple of hours. Turns out it’s pretty decent when it gets going, even if the baddies are about as over-the-top evil as it gets

I’m hearing Fish is spending New Years Eve, careful explaining to his long suffering girlfriend, that the physics in Wile E Coyote cartoons are very unrealistic

Two penalties that we would never get in a million years. Between the easy decisions and nauseating praise from ex-pros, they’ve become Man United without anyone realising

I’m on about when we had Debuchy, Coloccini, Tiote, Cabaye, Remy, Cisse, Ben Arfa and Sissoko in the same side and we could barely string two decent results together

Aye, even Remy on loan would cost us £4-5 million now.

If Rafa had our 13/14 team (pre Cabaye leaving), we would be absolutely laughing. Pardew absolutely wasted some fantastic players.

Go for it, my friend. There's just too much maintenance for me. Though, I suppose that's why they're called boilers! Ha ha ha. I laugh to myself and reach for another Thornton's chocolate

Carrie Grant was on The Chase there and I'd say she counts, even if her hair probably feels like dead straw at this point. The Crohns disease would be a fuck on as well. Actually, come to think of it, I can't be arsed.

They're bottom at Christmas so are, at this point in time, the worst team in the league. The table doesn't lie, Fish. IT DOES NOT LIE

I noticed he said that, 90 minutes after saying that Everton should try to press high and take the game to them. His suggestion got proven to be a pathetic one and then he had the cheek to say that it might have been a bad idea all along

The majority of people choose the centre because they view politics as a popularity contest which is something that's easy to do when approaching from a privileged point of view. See, the people in this thread endlessly debating about Parliament's echo chamber, rather than using their vote to get the evil, horrible arseholes who are causing mass poverty, out of power. Thanks for reading.

I finished a whole half an hour early today. Mind, they're good to us.

0-1. The pressure on them will be too much

Congratulations, Fish. Now, try not to raise it as a total nerd

Marco Silva appears to be a bit of a fraudster as well. He's worth about 10 games worth of good results and that's it.

I'd offer him advertising at St James and then give him ads in the concourse that the cameras will never see.

Mitrovic to spend the first half struggling against two centre-halves who are good in the air and a busy Diame before getting whipped off at half time like he did against Man United. If we can't knock a couple past these, even with Ranieri, you'd assume, drilling them better, we want relegated with them.

THAT'LL SHOW HIM

"I am in good Biblical company along with Joseph, Moses, Daniel and his three Hebrew friends who were each found guilty by the courts of their day. And with Moses, especially, who was fond of burning the clutch out on his Nissan Micra"

Having seen the clip of the defenders we signed from France, it's no surprise that he's doing well. Any attacker of any note would do well against those flids.

I hear Fish’s most played album of 2018 has been Inspiral Carpet’s Greatest Hits

It seems strange to write off half a season where they're still in the Champions League and the FA Cup but going the nostalgic i.e. cheap route with Solskjaer suggests that they're absolutely unwilling to spend any extra money than they need to. I imagine the next permanent gaffer's first task will be to shift some of the overpaid shite they have on the books. Emery got it all wrong with Arsenal/Spurs tonight. No Ozil and the young lads looked completely out of their depth. Ramsey is an Arsene Wenger player, down to his very core as well. Tried an aimless back heel in the box where he could have turned and placed it into an open net

Mine is related enough to count