Ayatollah Hermione

They’ve been linked with Ched Evans today. They must be close to a full “Arsehole Bingo” Card by now

Aye, a decent point away at Swansea

Rafa seemed pretty confident and open about deals being finalised tomorrow so hopefully they’re pulling their finger out

Glad I watched in the end. Absolutely immense from everyone

Quickest I've ever turned one of our matches off. There are roughly 5,000 better things to do with my time.

I bucked one for a bit but turns out she didn’t know who Robbie Elliott was so bit of a gobshite, really. Canny lazy between the sheets as well so you want to look elsewhere, my friend

Very convenient timing before planned "protests"

Since it's related, it's absolutely mind-boggling that all these protest groups will try anything besides just cancelling their season ticket and not going

Aye, I reckon it’ll be some perma crock on loan and Ashley will expect to be thanked for his hard work. As an aside, I’d love to hear how we actually handle ourselves in negotiations. We need a tell-all book from some agents/clubs executives because I can only imagine how small time and pathetic we are.

Absolutely mental how much this forum has changed since the start of this thread. Everyone being civil and friendly, it’s enough to make you fucking sick.

“Chronic Underfunding is Not The Future, Leave Ashley Please, you Shithouse” is mine. or CUNTFLAPS for short

Imagine owning a Premier League football club, the most lucrative money spinner there is which has guaranteed money every year and not making that your main focus and instead relying on hoovering up dying retail stores that nobody goes in anymore

Can see him getting through this week and leaving after Spurs. As said, it’s taken a world class manager to come in with his hands shackled to make some tits see Ashley for what he is

He sounds thrilled.

A truly wild disparity between two posts

Seemed to lose his eye for a player too. His first signings at Chelsea were astonishingly good. He went from finding the likes of Robben and Essien to spunking a fortune on the likes of Bailly and Fred.

Can we give Solskjaer credit when Rashford scores the winner in the Euro 2020 final? I, for one, certainly won’t.

“School Raider” Nappy Rippers FC

Who was it that tried to tell me that Rondon was no better than Joselu using STATS? I want an apology

Isn't that a joke about Keys' comments that seems to have flown over your heads?

At least they’re not salty about it

They sound interesting at the very least. Finishing off dry January which was an absolute piece of piss. Easy to do when you see a rapid weight gain over Christmas, I suppose. Then again, I’ve done some stupid things drunk but never anything as stupid as signing up for the Great North Run so cant wait to get back on the drink.

We already have “The Embarrassing Thread” and it’s the Brexit one

I had no idea you could have alcohol-free rum. This changes everything.

Aye, I’d love to see how he responds to injuries, loss of form and when Pogba takes his next huff