Ayatollah Hermione

My hair is quite simply fantastic. It’s got the kind of depth and volume only seen in Russian Literature

Tbf, Gloom, you tend to operate under the assertion that everyone who approaches exercise wants to turn into an absolute machine whereas most people just want to stay in decent nick.

Aye, I'm convinced they do it to make a fortune off the 70p collection fees from my nearest post office. Follow the money. Chemtrails.

ARE YOU WATCHING, RAFA?

The post about his arsehole nazi German music teacher who used to bray him on the fingers with a wooden ruler if he played one note wrong in Beethoven's 5th that ended with "Canny kisser though" had me in stitches. I still use "canny kisser though" whenever I can thanks to it.

PC Weekly is what Leazes reads when he wants to get angry

A world war worked last time

To quote my mother "You could put him in a 15 grand suit and he'd still look a scrubber" Can't argue with that, really. He'd still find a way to look like a total tramp

Alright, Polanksi, calm down. I'm getting Dark Justice on the phone. Don't try and resist, Mr LooneyTooney, we have the chat logs

As funny as this is, he's got some cheek trying to be Mr. Adopted Geordie after one good season in 5

I literally have no idea what your point is supposed to be

That's my viewing sorted for the night. Cheers, Tom. Mind, that other brother must be on some gear

Where's Jay Jay Sea these days?

Just listened to that album the other day and I'm going to have to get tickets to this. Fucking quality album, like. A massive melting pot of Space Oddity-Bowie, 70s pop and batshit lyrics. Closest analogy I can think of is that the two brothers are a modern day Sparks

@LoveTheBobby Used to have me buckled sometimes.

The fact they've loaned him to Italy and now the Czech Republic suggests that he can't help but get into a load of bother when he's in this country, I'd say. Whatever happened to his court case?

Which tenure? That season where we only got Remy and De Jong on loan and sold Cabaye, man

You would rather sit and count out a quid in pennies than have a simple 30 second transaction? The politics threads are making some sense now anyway

He bought Paul McKenna’s “Think Yourself Thin” but he got stuck on “Think”

And make some poor shop workers day a pain? No, thanks

Look, when you tack on mass, you sacrifice flexibility. That’s just a fact

He isn’t, I asked

Shame he played Bandit because the headline could have been "Smokey's In The Casket"

He should condemn the posters on this message board, thank you for reading