Ayatollah Hermione

Russia going ultra negative and pretty much ruining their chances of getting at a shaky Spain team. Thus giving us a cack game of football

Kenedy and Townsend on the wings works for me

"Kentucky Fried Chicken" is finger-licking good!

Big fan of Messi just picking the team now. He could be the first bloke to win the World Cup as a manager and a player in the same tournament

Well, there you have it, folks. Man who watches a player every week is actually wrong

These kind of squad filling options are exactly what we've missed for years tbf. Gives competition to Diame with Merino and his bad back leaving, knows the league, seems sensible enough to me. You'd like to think it means Colback is fucking off the wage bill as well.

I've always thought he was a decent player actually. Seems to use the ball well, has a bit of presence and height. Not sure I'd want him starting every week but he's a dependable option

Commando is the undisputed champ of highly enjoyable, cack action movies. It takes on an added dimension when you’re pissed as well.

E.T. only got a "Very Good" because HWHM can relate to the story of an alienated little ugly lad with a massive head tbh

That was a game with two decent chances for either side. Belgium took theirs, England didn't. It was two reserve teams who clearly had an eye on the next fixtures, what a waste of everyone's time.

Not to derail but I watched that Patrick Melrose recently and it's fantastic. Bendybus Cabbagepatch is a great actor when he's not being asked to recite shitty-arsed dialogue by whatever fraud wrote Sherlock.

Ritchie seems like a key member of the squad to flog for that much and especially with nobody coming in. Having to sell popular players who are important to the squad harmony so we can bring someone in is ridiculous. Add “self-defeating” to Ashley’s transfer policy.

I’d agree about Germany if every other country wasn’t also doing it. Sometimes, you laugh at things because they’re funny.

Aye, win win win and put the shits up anyone we come against.

Bloke is a prat but I can't argue with this

A total liability for the second Brazil goal too. Trying to win fouls in his own box rather than concentrating on blocking the cross. Or if he was outmuscled, it was weak as piss. He had another game where he just couldn’t be arsed to move either and he’s put the beef on. Shocking

The German league being a complete one-horse race for about 5 seasons probably hasn't helped the competitive edge of some of these players either

Can't really compose any thoughts for laughing but Brazil and Germany could be out on the same day.

OOOH, SHOPPING TRIP, GIRLS!!!

But, the Premier League was the promised land when we weren't in it?

I've been in some clips celebrating last-minute winners against the likes of Doncaster so if you magnify the enormity of the situation by about 50 then it makes sense that Diego would be 50x more out of it than I was then. That's just maths, folks.

I've never seen Karate Kid and I'm off atm so I'll take the plunge even though I'm surely much, much, much younger than Ewerk. Easier on the eyes too.

Hope they're drilling holes in them so they can shit in comfort.

You're right near Stowell Street so if you fancy Chinese, you're spoiled. Been a while since I've went but I've always liked the King Neptune