Ayatollah Hermione

I heard he got a Chinese sandwich. The bread was buttered with the cream of Sum Yung-Boi

The last thing we need is you fucking starting

Skrtel rumours keep persisting and him being available on a free is very tempting to our lot, I'd imagine. I'd be for it; bit of Eastern European nutcase in the back line won't go amiss.

HOW are you sanctimonious about this ffs? It’s a streaming service that runs across 4 of my devices. Jesus fucking Christ

Back in my day, if I wanted a job, I had to get a tight crew of seven stout men to lead into the deepest jungles of the Aztec, warding off poison darts, traps and tropical disease in order to lay my hands on a magical lamp that, when rubbed, would see me settled into a zero hour contract with no upward trajectory. And I bloody well liked it that way

See if you can come on for the last 5 minutes

Like when he got a load of players off the wage bill last summer and still didn’t get what he needed?

I already pay 8 quid a month for Amazon Prime. I’m not furious that I’m getting 20 games of football thrown into the mix(er). Anyone who still pays for Sky is a mug tbqpfhwy

I must be the only one who thinks walking football against a Costa Rica side who were terrible or couldn’t be arsed isn’t reason to be excited.

Juliana Hatfield taking Olivia Newton-John's sweet pop and building 90s college rock songs out of them is a surprising success. Especially when you consider that 90% of those bands would kill for choruses as good as these.

Peter B Fraud, more like

Well, that's my dinner reading sorted for the next day or two. Are we doing a forum Fantasy Football league btw? It's the one time I can tolerate the shite

Even then, I’d bet the people saying it was the right move in those polls are the kind of people who are too stubborn to answer the other way.

Aye, in his last game before selling him to Fulham

Mario Odyssey for retail games. FM Touch has just come out for it and that's a proper time sink as usual.

Told you

Tunnel of Love is canny but it's spread a bit thin for my liking, what with it covering a decade. What's there is excellent but I'd have liked to see it dive deeper on certain things, even if Robson's autobiography covered things like his sacking etc. The one on the Ashley years could be 700 pages long at this rate.

I'm convinced that I died about a week before Rafa took over. If you look back, other than Bowie dying, everything went weird immediately after that so I'm just assuming I stepped out in front of the X10 or died in my sleep since things have taken a drastic turn that no sane person could have ever predicted. I'm living in some kind of strange purgatory where I still get to have meaningful relationships that nourish and embolden my life but, at the same time, every established norm, every old God and every shred of common sense has been stripped from the planet and chucked in the green recycling bin so I really don't know what to think.

Let's be fair; Brexit is nowhere near as shambolic as the 2006/2007 transfer window

Been watching Coach Snoop on Netflix because it's a documentary about Snoop Dogg coaching a load of radge black lads in American Football so why wouldn't I watch it? Anyway, I'm 6 episodes in and 6 cans deep and, at this point, I'd run through walls for the bloke

Not surprised we're after Bas Dost. "Who was that striker who got chinned by the fans again? He'll be on the cheap shortly"

Uncanny.

By all accounts, he was the only one who showed anything decent toward the end of last season.

Ye. Definitely opening up as he gets older. Also, 070 Shake has ripped Marina Diamandis' vocal style wholesale and it's annoying me.

I’m looking forward to the Augsburg game so Tom and I can rekindle the massively pissed day we had with some Germans when we played Gladbach