Ayatollah Hermione

Teach me about the bladder??? You've got some bloody GALL, indeed

My mother used to call our neighbours that. They were benefit cheats though. On top of being thick charvas.

All the best with it, Strawb. As for zerosum, try not to piss yourself.

TBF, I think England should have stood up and demanded they be put in a harder group. If you can't understand the larger effects of getting to a World Cup semi-final with a promising young squad who all play for each other, all work hard and all represent what a modern England should look like, then the world has officially passed you by.

I haven't the capacity to expound on my thoughts but I will say that Croatia were fucking brilliant in the second half. Which makes the first half, where England didn't give them a kick even more frustrating. Still, this is a team that will win a tournament; they'll learn from this, we can add from our, frankly, shockingly good, youth set up and the Euros are there for us. In the end, nobody expected us to be in the final four and they can all hold their heads up high because fuck me, that's a fantastic Croatia team. Having said that, I can't fucking wait to shout abuse at Kane and Alli during our first game next season.

Get well soon

Like RAPUNZEL BOBBYMINGE

Not sure he’ll miss another penalty

Aye, that’s a good point. I wonder if that was the thinking behind getting the likes of Beckham and Neville in and around the squads but their coaching wasn’t up to it. Or whatever it was Beckham was there to do.

I’m laughing at the idea of it being Belgium vs England in the 3rd place playoff with both teams playing the subs again

The only thing I have in common with him is a love of adult nappies. Though my affection for them is purely sexual

Have they actually listened to Roxy Girls? Also, treble at them reaching out to some awful travelling fun fair group for this. I hope they got their eyes ripped out.

Probably saw the bloke called "Al-Faraj" playing for Saudi Arabia in the World Cup and is wondering how he was duped by a man of the Sahara.

“I’m not sure they’ll know you used to play football, Nev. Chuck a few more references in”

Too right. I mean, this is probably the end of the Conservative party as we know it considering they're a dying breed but fuck me, what a way to go. Makes the Hindenburg look like a bit of turbulence. Also, quite hard to believe that Corbyn's "tactic" of being an invisible man for 90% of the time and letting the Tories press self-destruct is going to work in the end.

That's certainly an ironic name for that account.

I’d say 99% of people can have a drink and not piss the bed and fight in the streets

Aye, he had a massive cock

Ended up in a flat on the Quayside doing a bout of top shagging, all thanks to England’s brave lions. Thank you, England. Also booked Thursday off

Saw that this morning and genuinely thought it was a pisstake. His brain is turning to soup

Free on Hat. Come England Inside

Lovely to see that everyone has had a drink BEFORE we even play in a World Cup Quarter Final

No, you wouldn't. He's 36 and just got released by Notts County.

Not regarding the fact that stats are lazy arguments and, as is the case with every piece of data, can be skewed to any argument with slight adjustments, I would prefer to apply some context and personal opinion, ta. With stats, Leon Britton had the best pass % in Europe but I wouldn’t be rushing to put him in my midfield. By the metric of stats at WhoScored.com, Paul Pogba was Man United’s best player last season and that’s just not true, is it? Stats tell us that Perez and Joselu had identical seasons and that’s not true either. This is exactly why I rail against stats as some kind of argument ender when the actual case needs finesse and context to apply them to. It’s lazy shit