Ayatollah Hermione

Every time I've seen Bournemouth this season, they've looked pretty ropey at the back so I'd hope that Joselu could get some joy against these and, at least, be able to fire off some chances. Failing that, we'll just need Ritchie to ping one onto someone's head from a corner.

Bang on their way to becoming the next Portsmouth

And, once more, they get absolved of too much grief because people like to punch down these days

I've had some brilliant days following us home and away and met some mint people. Just winning something would be a nice side benefit of football

As always, reckon this will be a tight game that we swing by virtue of being at home. That'll put us on 17 after 11 games which represents a good return from where this fan is sitting. Even a point and 15 would constitute a canny start, albeit you'd hope we'd start picking up more points away.

And this. Though, we're actually blessed with options at centre half that you actually wouldn't worry about stepping in for the first time in about a century.

John O’Shea’s odds shortening. I know that means nowt but I like the idea of them appointing a captain who has done absolutely fuck all to stop the piss taking and pisshead culture at that club, to manager.

Aye, that’s certainly what the three latest call ups have

We Rock!!!

The Butterfly Effect. Starring Ashton Kutcher

What's the credit card regret? Using them too much or not enough?

The other way round here and I've regretted shacking up with one this year of our lord 2017 tbh. The lying pisshead.

Reckon Phillips might give them all a bit of a boost so, for that reason, I hope he stays far away from it.

Reminds me of someone who once described Jordan Henderson as a man who "just loves running"

Bucking your ma was a big regret

Pitch up your tent on Hole 16, Renton.

Aye, I know, it's mint. I think it stems from her referring to us as "we" a couple of times. Whether it was intentional or a slip of the tongue, I don't know but it sums them up nicely anyway.

He's a completely different class to anyone we've got up top, like. Bringing him up with the knackers we went to school with definitely won't help, I'll tell you now.

They paid for Dawn Thewlis' course at Newcastle College and now she's knocking up Stokoeshops.

CT would certainly keep the restaurants busy anyway

What's even more bizarre is that the SoL is next to nowt. There's just a metro station, a car park and a fuck off quarry so the only way shite can blow on the pitch is if people are taking food in and just chucking the empty wrappers all over the shop.

Cancelling that piece of shit is a mercy killing tbh.

Like when he changed it tactically against Palace and we won?

Strange to see people losing their mind over this when it was, by and large, exactly the same as other games this season. The only difference is that the other team nicked the chance in a tight game. Having said that, I was surprised he didn't change it sooner since Diame and Atsu didn't have a kick in the second half and we were really struggling to win and keep the ball. Joselu continues to graft but if he gets more than 7 goals this season, I'll be amazed. I'm no Mitrovic fan but I'm wondering if it's time to give him another go and see if he can nail his place down. I think Joselu has more about him in a technical sense but I think Mitrovic might offer a bit more goal threat. It's pretty disappointing to see the ball retained and knocked about decently until it hits the front two, only for it to bobble away and fade into nowt. Anyway, this will be a recurring pattern with games this season and I wouldn't be surprised if we nick the Bournemouth game by 1 goal. Thought I saw someone I recognised along from me in the away end, was looking at him for a good 10 minutes before I realised it was Chancel Mbemba. Seemed a bit embarrassed when everyone else noticed and started singing for him but he seemed to be enjoying the atmosphere of it all. I do wonder what he thought about the bloke who was screaming for Diame to fuck off for 15 minutes though.