Ayatollah Hermione

Seems like his Liverpool side haven't been able to defend since he arrived. No idea about his Dortmund team but they did have Hummels at centre half so that probably covers a multitude of sins.

Not sure how you have the patience for it, mate. They can't be argued with.

Do they not have an audio book version read by Paul McKenna?

The FBIs finest code crackers can solve the world's toughest cryptexes in seconds flat but they can't change that lunatic's Twitter password without him knowing.

Fish, there's loads to do on the internet, you know.

He wasn't agreeing with you

He needs to cycle down off the roids if he's flying about trying to chin players.

Look, chicken dippers haven't went up in price drastically so it's BAU in the CT household.

My gaffer has just went to Dubai, I hope it's him.

"as long as the Government secures a transitional Brexit deal." is an exact quote from the Express article's SUB-HEADING ffs

You could have listened to Liam's album for the same effect, I imagine. There was a list of his favourite albums on Apple Music this morning and it seems like his taste hasn't advanced since 1993.

Look at the last World Cup. It was, especially in the group stages, a feast of exciting, pacey, attractive football and England were still knocking it about at a snails pace. There’s no difference in the tempo from qualifiers to tournaments; fair enough in the qualifiers, you just have to do a job but you’d think the application and urgency would step up a notch in the World Cup of all things.

I managed 20 minutes last night and even then, I could see that this shitty arsed system that is getting passed from manager to manager doesn’t work with the players we have. Wingers that can’t cross, another winger put behind an isolated striker, no creativity, no vision in midfield, Henderson is graft but that’s about it. Full backs that bomb on for fun at their clubs, aimlessly pinging balls down the channel, the best striker in the country feeding off scraps, an undroppable keeper who seemingly can’t wait to make a mistake and a 50 million Centre Half that is as weak as a plate of piss. The team, in no way, uses any of the players in it as they would be used by their club, except for maybe the midfield 2. Possession football with absolutely no cutting edge. We won’t get out the group.

He was working at Andy Howey’s Bird of Prey Centre so I doubt that very much.

Fits in nicely with the work Rafa likes to do too.

Love when they show the old stats for Boxing Day games and it’s all 10-4s, 8-1s and 9-3s because everyone was hungover/pissed

He's a Looney Tooney, alright!!!! Mad!

Finally, an answer I wanted to hear

That’s what I was thinking, really. I assume the Old Town is where all the action is but you never know

Managed to sort a long weekend in Warsaw next month for £113 30 quid flights and 83 quid for an Air BnB so I ask YOU - any decent food/bar shouts? Where should we be drinking? The apartment is right near the river which is apparently close to the Old Town (?) but also seems to be close to transport links for getting about. Looking forward to blitzing myself on £1.75 pints after the few month I’ve had tbh.

Tom Petty was definitely more of an American thing than British but Damn the Torpedoes and Hard Promises are still two tight, tuneful albums. The Heartbreakers were an unreal live unit too and the Live Anthology is good, even though I suggest jumping around it's 4 discs to the songs you know/like. Shame that it takes artists dying for you to go back and listen to them for the first time in years, really.

They want to avoid South Shields as well; that'd be an embarrassing defeat. For Shields.

If it's a time capsule, they should put in the endless Fop and Renton arguments from 2008 in it.

To be fair to the Tories, Boris Johnson certainly does have the gut to be different, the fat cunt.

If Liverpool finished 11th, it would be the top 11.