Ayatollah Hermione

Having a half day, fuck it

Just a reminder that you’re all discussing international trade agreements with a bloke who needed advice on buying oven cleaner.

Pesky Blinders HAS to be the name of a parody somewhere. Pesky Blinders

Form? They were absolutely shit on Sunday and only saves by Liverpool not starting with Coutinho and Firminho. They should have been clear at half time.

Fact is, there should be, at least, a contingency plan of funds available from Ashley, in the likely case that it’s not done and dusted by January. The fact that there isn’t just shows how short-sighted he is tbh

Was -5 on my walk to work today, you tarts. I don't mind it really, considering there's very little wind. If that was kicking up, it'd be a March of the Penguins type caper

Aye Wouldn't surprise me if Ashley is doing his usual trick of not answering his phone like he did in June.

You've got to hope that Ashley Williams is playing since he continues to be a fucking dreadful centre half and Gayle looks to be getting back to a good level. You've also got to hope that Lascelles is fit as Lejeune continues to about as much use as the Pope's balls atm. Wouldn't be surprised to see Shelvey back in for Merino as Rafa tries to assemble something half decent out of 20-odd poor players.

CT is basically just Leazes at this point. Only a Leazes who orders Chicken Korma from the Indians.

Always love how they went on to score pretty much straight after that tackle as well. I was watching the BBC review of Italia 90 and Des Lynam’s commentary was, no word of a lie, “one brother has just been booked and another brother has popped up and scored”

Watched the new Planet of the Apes and enjoyed it though it's probably the weakest of the three so far. Mind, that monkey is some actor. He's getting better every time out and I can only hope the Academy are watching.

Who did they have to beat for that? The Wisconsin Nappy Rippers or The Pennsylvania Paedos?

I'm actually surprised at the 3rd party support, considering how barren the WiiU was. You could have bought a Switch at release and had one very good downloadable title bought per week. Granted, it's lagging behind the PS4 and Xbox One due to its release date but you have the heavy hitters like Rocket League and Stardew Valley and the latter is at a better advantage since that's the perfect portable game. Also, Ocarina of Time is still fine but knowing that game inside out helps it a lot; I can't imagine playing it with fresh eyes and trying to traverse around. Star Fox 64 still holds up as a shit hot game though. I imagine the Virtual Console will get filled out but knowing Nintendo, they'll make it so your past purchases don't cross over and yes, I will buy Star Fox 64 despite being able to emulate it easily.

Further proof that Fish would argue with a brick wall if it had a question written on it

The bit where we’ve just handed over 50 billion to try and keep one foot in the EU?

The EU must be pissing themselves. I’d play the Looney Tunes music every time Davis walked in to negotiate.

Sure if they stay away from you, they’ll be fine

Doing one of those Escape Rooms in town tonight. If I don’t make it out within the hour, some of you need to embark on an A-Team type operation to break me out. A bit like The Crystal Maze only with less harmonica and more vehicle-mounted battering rams.

imagine Ashley at an Indians. Just necking chutney.

Is this the comments thread from a Jeremy Clarkson piece in the Daily Mail?

When she's watching a load of shite, put the headphones in and disappear into the world of plumbing. Crazy plumbing, that is

Aye and I honestly can't stress enough how seamless and easy it is. Providing you give it plenty of charge, it works immaculately and Zelda, while losing a bit graphically (as you'd expect) runs incredibly smoothly and is easy to play, even with a smaller screen.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42271172 Pardew back to usual immediately anyway.

Also regularly seen, wearing no trousers and looking confused