Ayatollah Hermione

It's not even something I'd associate with Phil Neville.

Think they're on course for 34 points or something. Which would be a shame.

Article on the BBC site written by him that says Unsworth should get it because he "understands the fabric of the club", whatever that means. I assume it means he'll go on Twitter, telling everyone they're a massive club because they share a city with a club that was actually successful for a while. You can add that pile of shit to his opinion that Everton would break into the top 4 this season, just because they spent a lot of money, completely ignoring that they spent it fucking stupidly.

Quite nice to see that Manquillo, while clearly far from being a great full-back, is nowhere near as bad as they made him out to be. Though, he did become 15x as shite once they found out he was coming to us.

My mate does a shockingly good impression of their embarrassing, "Come on, England!" melody as blasted out of cheap as fuck brass instruments that, if he did it through a megaphone, would be a massive improvement next summer.

WOR FUCKING CHEST

Not sure but I thought it was really funny, if that helps.

They've been so obsessed with the "6 in a row marra" that, without those two games a season to look forward to, they're basically like a pissed up uncle, stumbling about aimlessly, waiting for someone to put him to bed. It's an old cliche of ours to an extent but they really only are bothered about us, ESPECIALLY when the derby games were the only ray of light they had during some truly embarrassing spells. You wouldn't think that this is a club that were in a cup final in the last few years. I mean, that's an isolated incident that isn't too uncommon, especially in the League Cup, but fuck me, you think they'd throw that in our faces rather than derby wins. Just further proof that all they care about is beating us and without that Star of Bethlehem to chase, they, as a club, have no idea what to build towards, what to focus on and can't paper over the massive cracks by watching Defoe's volley on repeat for 6 months and pretending everything is alright.

Don't worry, Ant. A couple of them will find Irish grannies at some point in the next five years.

They're like Homer in the audience of Krusty's comedy set, trying to railroad him into burning something to the detriment of everything else, screaming "Don't you hate Newcastle?" so they can have their own opinions validated.

Really fancied seeing him and his band but the closest gig was Birmingham, I believe and fuck that

Ant, ban him.

What a reply. Should have said "He can keep his crap ginger goatee, take his copies of Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret and fuck right off"

Gay or not, I know for sure, that the Force will always be with him!

Leon Brittain had the best pass completion in Europe one season, didn't he?

I'm going so expect a massive turnaround in recent fortunes.

Zany. Should have been sacked for just being that.

Mind, I'd love to read a good book about this last few years for them and the formation of the, frankly, baffling culture around that club. Would have to be written by an outsider like since one of their lot would just mention horse punching for 240 pages.

I believe that one, the senile old twat.

Hope he drops the term "wet back" in there. One of my favourites, that one.

Aye, plenty will gladly lap up that it was our fault though. Like the gathered will of a fanbase somehow warps the very fabric of time and space, rendering Souness', otherwise world class, innovations pointless.

Affairs pertaining to Europe, I'd imagine.

Is that the menu music for some forgotten PS1 platformer?

I'd love to know how their current predicament doesn't fall under "totally tits up" tbh

Giggs Why does this bloke think he's got a right to top Premier League jobs with massive stakes just because he ran up and down the wings for a long time at the best team in the country?